"BOLD" predictions for tonight

[rrrrphin]

pat devlin will lead the team in passing
nick grigsby will lead the team in rushing
roberto wallace will lead the team in receiving

we'll all say pre-season is worthless and can't wait for the regular season to start

 

[WVDolphan]

WV will be enjoying a cup of hot cocoa while sitting in his favorite recliner with his silk snuggie, watching his dream man (Matt Ryan, whose half naked poster is also hanging above his bed so he can see him every night before he goes to bed). After he has to change his underpants thrice from watching Matt Ryan lead a huddle of sweaty gentlemen, he will spend the next three hours brainstorming and writing his next "Get Real" subject, which will be about ways to alleviate Matt Ryan's tight hamstring (with copious amounts of cocoa butter of course).

Thats actually pretty funny. Best thing anyone from Bleacher Report has ever written.

 

[Twitches Brew]

Jared Odrick occupies 2 O-lineman.

 

[CirclingWagons]

Because Atlanta has no HOF LT, someone comes around the corner and crushes Matt Ryan, ending his career.

I see what you did there

 

[dolphinfan41]

Dan Carpenter sets the record for most field goals in a preseason game. As a result Sparano pulls a muscle in his arm from excessive fist pumps.

 

[luduporcu]

Prediction - T.S. will Fist Pump.
Chubbs

That's too easy!!! You should get NO thanks at all for that one! (P.S.: I thanked you anyway)

 

[luduporcu]

Dan Carpenter sets the record for most field goals in a preseason game. As a result Sparano pulls a muscle in his arm from excessive fist pumps.

Is T.S. on the p/u/p list, or I/R?

 

[Dr. Phin]

Our running game gets less than 75 yards...

 

[oasis]

The Phins don't record a single INT all night.

 

[pacresjt]

Falcons don't score a TD

 

[Built2Win]

Tony needs to see more out of carpenter make sure he is ready for the new season
henne is vocally upset and changes the play at the LOS and checks down to bess

 

[finsfanjay13]

Running backs will average more than 3 yards a carry.
The Dolphins will score a red zone TD.
Clyde Gates will show no matter how much speed one can have, you still can't catch an overthrown Chad Henne football.
Jared Odrick will have a TFL.
Pat Devlin will have a 60% completion rate.

 

[Adam First]

Philip Livas will return a punt for a touchdown.

(these kinds of predictions never happen)

 

[CirclingWagons]

Running backs will average more than 3 yards a carry.
The Dolphins will score a red zone TD.
Clyde Gates will show no matter how much speed one can have, you still can't catch an overthrown Chad Henne football.
Jared Odrick will have a TFL.
Pat Devlin will have a 60% completion rate.

:sidelol:

 

[jphandal]

Finfans will wildy overreact (good or bad) about certain players

this.....its the first preseason game. and the defense will dissapoint bcz they wont be playing any exotic blitz packages or anything...so relax....1st preseason