Wannstache Miami Dolphins Sleeper Cell Terrorist

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  1. trojanma

    trojanma FinHeaven VIP Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Haha

    He is slowly destroying the bills from the inside.
    1200 yds in two games.

    I can picture it now JJ calling him from his boat after Wannstadt was hired. "Dave now you know what to do."

    Go to any bills forum and there are like 5 threads about Wanny.

    Of course we have another guy as well... agent Sparano.
     
  2. dolphan8055

    dolphan8055 Team Talent Evaluator

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    thats awsome.... lets try to get hm hired by the patriots so that we can take over this division!
     
  3. The Tannehills Have Eyes

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    So much for the 100 million dollar man making them beast in the east they have a **** defense for all the hype they got in the offseason.
     
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    Lol! The Bills just played a couple good teams but there is no excuse for that horrible defense. They should be better than that and it is all on WannStache.
     
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    Makes it all the more beautiful.
     
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    I am surprised just how bad they have played. I thought that defense would be the best in the AFC East. Was I ever wrong.
     
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    I hope we do the same to the Bills.
     
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    Dave is who we thought he was!
     
  9. trojanma

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    If we can somehow get Cam Cameron to become the coach of the Pats we will be set.
     
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    Sparano is doing not much better in NY.
     
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    Lol at this thread.. :D
     
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    We can only hope, but I do not think the Pats org. is that stupid.
     
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    You would think the Bills and Jets would be wary enough of these dimwits after seeing them first hand twice a year, oh wait... lol. Its a race to the bottom for the Jets and Bills, Fist pumps vs. the stache.
     
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    to be fair, cam was never a head coach. he lost whatever credibility he might have had with the "ted finn family" nonsense. he is proving to be a good OC with a talented roster. Wanny, on the other hand, is a complete joke.
     
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    The stench from Pornstache last's for 10 years. That Bill's team will never win. The sad part is that they have some good players.
     
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    I laughed when all the "experts" picked the Bills to finish second in the division. As if Mario Williams would carry them to the playoffs. Williams has a total of 9 tackles and 1.5 sacks.

    They completely overlooked the fact that Chad Gailey is their HC and he hired his buddy Wannstedt who is destroyer of all football teams...he destroyed the Dolphins little by little and then went on to destroy Pitt little by little and now he's perfected his methods by destroying the Bills in less than a season.
     
  17. J. David Wannyheimer

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    Great post. Tony and Dave, secret agents.
     
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    Maybe this was the idea along, ship as many coaches to Miami as possible and then spread them back out to the league only to destroy teams from within, Cam in Baltimore, Sparano in NY, Wanny in Buffalo, Nolan in Atlanta....I mean the list is endless.
     
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    Don't forget about the chicago Bears. That team suffered for years
     
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    I actually think they had it worst than us regarding Wanny.

    I still remember them warning us...
     
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    Good call...I did forget about the Bears...how does this guy still get a job in the NFL?
     
  22. LANGER72

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    LOL..


    Nolan is doing well in Atlanta. He is an excellent defensive head coach. That team is looking pretty good.
     
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    It's only a false sense of hope lol, give it time to play out! You have to have patients with conspiracy theories!
     
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    He is the franchise Killer....Destroyed the Bears and Dolphins....He would look good at New England!
     
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    1) great thread


    2) Bro, I'm being honest with you, and please know that I am not trying to steal your thunder; I had a dream last night about creating this very same thread. It was wonderful. Thank you for saving me the time.
     
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    All we need is him to be Off Coord. LOL we'd have all three teams covered with coordnators eating away at the teams..
     
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    Heh, I made a related graphic on this after last season:

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  28. Mike13

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    The Bills love former failed Dolphins coaches dont they?
    Chan, and now Dave.
     
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    I actually feel sorry for the bills! How would you like to be a fan of that team! Wonder if anyone still clings to their oj jersey!

    Sent From My EVO 4G LTE!
     
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    Stache on the Jills. What a ***. Yeah he will get stomped by his old team. I do not like wanny what so ever.
     
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    We could ship Ireland to the Pats...
     
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    Wow. So glad our forum/fan base is cleaner than that. Just scanning through that post and it was "f" this and "f" that all over the place.
     
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    This is one of the best posts of the year, lol.

    As soon as the Jets hired Sparano I was like, "Dang! There goes one rival!" lol

    Seriously. SMH. Unbelievable that people are willing to get high on mediocre talent -- whether players, coaches or GMs.

    LD
     
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    LMAO. :lol:
     
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    Wayne Huizenga hired some awful coaches during his tenure. You can argue that Wayne destroyed this franchise.
     
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    ..............LOL i thought we were talking about Tyler in this thread.
     
  38. FinaticalOne

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    ROFLMAO...Classic!:lol2:

    Classic example of the Art of War (destroy from within).
     
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    Yes, you can. Certainly puts to rest the notion that being a good businessman makes one a good sports owner.
     
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    Agents Wannstedt and Sparano both won AFC East titles for the Dolphins but excelled in their service this past year. It is hard to decide who contributed more. Both may be available for service elsewhere, soon.
    Agents Chan Gailey, Norv Turner and Mike Mularkey also defied all expectations and unfortunately Chan and Norv are now available to serve our needs at other clubs. Do not fear, some brilliant GM will snap them up quickly. They have plenty of experience.
    Agent Cam Cameron, our master drafter (heh, he picked Soliai and Fields in addition to the Ginn family) is available again. Maybe Bill Belichick needs an experienced Offensive mind to help Brady. If Agents Henning and Parcells keep betting on slow ponies they could be tempted out of retirement. Big Tuna is a great negotiator who will insist that he likes the owner but he could really help any team and he has a great work ethic to boot. Unfortunately Agent Saban while having the necessary ego and integrity to match the truly great in the NFL seems more content to swim in Alabama crimson tides. Maybe next year.....
     
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