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Jersey has better Dolphins fans than Florida, fact.
Think you're saying something, bud? Saskatchewan has better fans than Florida (don't know that for a fact but Saskatchewan is fun to say).
Also, guy, I just helped my buddy on Tuesday tow a container shipping vessel through the Miami river from Biscayne bay. There was not a cloud in the sky. Breeze was magnificent. We saw manatees & dolphins. Gorgeous women spread eagle on million dollar yachts sunbathing topless.
My point? I... we (most of Florida & especially Miami)... live in straight up paradise. And? Well, you HAVE to be one of the unhealthiest sons of b;tches alive to dedicate such time & passion to a franchise that continually kicks you in the nuts bypassing this heaven on earth for torture on Sundays.
Do you blame Floridians ESPECIALLY Miamians to have something better to do with their time & money or when they do decide to come on here need to crap on everything from TD the mascot to Grier in order to make it through the day?