**!!** 2019 Fh March Madness Championship**!!** Blackcreekbandit Vs Bobdole

[BobDole]

Also ... You have some stupid friends.


My buddies just eat whole ghost peppers live in bars occasionally when they’re feeling particularly stupid.

I had a friend snort a giant line of hot sauce somebody spilled on a crowded bar for no reason whatsoever. So yeah, old news.

 

[BobDole]

You do always come back

Like that pastrami sandwich I had for lunch

 

[Bumpus]

Q: Why do men always give their jacket to women when they’re cold?

A: Who the hell wants head from a broad with her teeth chattering?

 

[fishfanmiami]

 

[Bumpus]

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball?

A: Gagged.

 

[Bumpus]

Q: What do you call a little boy with no arms or legs?

A: Names.

 

[BobDole]

A Bob Dole original:

What's better than raping a hooker on Valentine's Day?















Nothing.



And now I'm going to hell.


Vote Dole.

 

[Bumpus]

Q: After death, what is the only organ in a woman’s body that remains warm?

A: My penis.

 

[superphin]

BobDole making the comeback!

 

[Bumpus]

Q: How do you get a Nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

 

[BobDole]

Q: What do you call a little boy with no arms or legs?

A: Names.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind boy get for Christmas?












Cancer.

 

[Bumpus]

Q: Why did the semen cross the road?

A: Because you wore the wrong socks today.

 

[fishfanmiami]

I've told this before but not recently

A guy is driving through the Georgia back roads and sees a sign. Peaches that taste like puzzy . He comes to the Peach orchard stand having to see if it's really true.pulls in to check it out.
An old farmer greets him then he asks about these special peaches
The farmer says follow me and they walked through the orchard to a tree all alone in the back
The farmer pulls off a ripe peach and hands it to the guy.
He takes a big bite and spits it out declaring that taste like azz.

The farmer says "turn it over"

 

[Bumpus]

Q: What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

A: She’s got small tits.

 

[Bumpus]

Q: What’s the difference between hookers and babies?

A: Hookers don’t explode when I **** them in the ass.




See what I mean? Zero line.