What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Your job still sucks.
**!!** 2019 Fh March Madness Championship**!!** Blackcreekbandit Vs Bobdole
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March 31, 6:07pm at the local hospital, a woman goes into labor. After 18 hours of painful labor she finally gives birth. The doctor pulls the baby out, holds it upside down and smacks it's ass....
Then punches it in the stomach a few times and drop kicks it across the room.
The shocked mother screams in horror, she can't believe what she just saw.
The doctor just laughs and says
'April Fools! It was already dead'
Then punches it in the stomach a few times and drop kicks it across the room.
The shocked mother screams in horror, she can't believe what she just saw.
The doctor just laughs and says
'April Fools! It was already dead'
Q: What’s the difference between hookers and babies?
A: Hookers don’t explode when I **** them in the ***.
See what I mean? Zero line.
Why do you wrap bunnies in electrical tape?
So they don't explode when you **** them.
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Q: What’s the toughest part about ****ing a vegetable?
A: Getting them out of the wheelchair.
A: Getting them out of the wheelchair.
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me "Is that the best you can do?"
Q: What’s the most unfortunate part about locking your keys in the car outside of Planned Parenthood?
A: Going in to ask for a coat hanger.
A: Going in to ask for a coat hanger.
A Robert Kraft defender goes to see his doctor.
The Doc comes in and asks, "What can we do for you today?"
"I would like to get some birth control for my daughter."
"How old is your daughter?"
"She's 14."
"Is she sexually active?"
"No, she just lays there ... Just like her mother."
The Doc comes in and asks, "What can we do for you today?"
"I would like to get some birth control for my daughter."
"How old is your daughter?"
"She's 14."
"Is she sexually active?"
"No, she just lays there ... Just like her mother."
Fish did you check out that live stream I posted?
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Did not get a chance. I'm doing like three things at the same time now
Will it be taped so I can watch later ?
Will it be taped so I can watch later ?
Yeah i will post it soon
Team Bumpus’ Sexual Position o/t Day...
The JFK:
Simply splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
The JFK:
Simply splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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