At least we're good for laughs...

[HurriPhin]

In NFLN draft recap Mariucci was saying how all the rookie offensive lineman are now protecting franchise QB's. Steve goes on to explain how:
Tyron Smith is protecting Tony Romo,
Nate Solder is protecting Tom Brady,
Anthony Constanzo is protecting Peyton Manning,
Danny Watkins is protecting Michael Vick,
Gabe Carimi is protecting Jay Cutler,
Derek Sherrod is protecting Aaron Rodgers.

Guess which team they failed to mention... Oh, just wait.

Then Mayock says " Who is Pouncey protecting"? And the entire panel laughs.

**** you Miami.

 

[utahphinsfan]

If I want comedy; I'll watch Lewis Black.

 

[prim3time]

If I want comedy; I'll watch Lewis Black.

If i wanted comedy; I'll watch the Dolphins season.

 

[Hurricane_Shula]

Ross flying across the country, getting turned down by a college coach, then trying to save face made us a national mockery. This is just another grain of sand on the anthill.

 

[Yessir]

It's all good because Long, Pouncey, and Jerry will be protecting Andrew Luck after we go 0-16 next year.

 

[Twitches Brew]

If I want comedy; I'll watch Lewis Black.

On your 'crusade against stupidity' you should learn correct punctuation.

 

[Nublar7]

Boo hoo

 

[Namor]

It's all good because Long, Pouncey, and Jerry will be protecting Andrew Luck after we go 0-16 next year.

No..we'll screw that up also and win just enough to be 7-9 again.

 

[edaniel1717]

I like the pick.. i they were laughing at Henne not pouncey...

 

[HurriPhin]

If i wanted comedy; I'll watch the Dolphins season.

If you're a fan, we're listed under Horror.

I like the pick.. i they were laughing at Henne not pouncey...

Yeah, obviously. The point was that the only teams that drafted OL already had a QB for him to protect... except us of course.

 

[KL24]

It's all good because Long, Pouncey, and Jerry will be protecting Andrew Luck after we go 0-16 next year.

We don't need Andrew Luck. Besides, QBs are too risky and we wouldn't want to be wrong. How about the much safer option in a lineman? We sure could shore up that OL a little bit more. It would make our FG Offense that much more simpler.


/sarcasm off
/Ireland
/Sparano

 

[prim3time]

If you're a fan, we're listed under Horror.

So kinda like a Horror Comedy?

 

[WSE]

yep. teams usually add lineman when they have adequate skill position players

fins invest high in a guard with no starting quality rb's, qb's, and te's on the roster.

 

[HurriPhin]

So kinda like a Horror Comedy?

Exactly but more along the lines of a B flick that goes straight to DVD.

 

[WVDolphan]

So kinda like a Horror Comedy?

Dolphans should all wear scream masks to the games. Forget paper bags. Ross's message to the fans is a line from Kenny Powers........"Can I wear the scream mask, the mask....from scream, when I do you from behind?" Because basically, he is royally screwing us all.