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Which one are you?
Entertaining article, pretty much nailing all of us on the head :up:
Click on link below..
"The Miami Dolphins are well into the preseason, facing off against the Buccaneers in Tampa on Saturday night. And that means football season is in full swing.And while kickoff is still a couple of weeks off, people are either excited, not excited, or just don't give a crap that the Dolphins are about to begin the first season of the post-Jeff Ireland era and the second season under Joe Philbin.
So while there have been some changes here (new GM, new offensive coordinator) and there (no more Richie Incognito or Jonathan Martin), one constant remains true: Dolphins fans are an eclectic bunch made of wacky characters, fanatics, and the aforementioned people who don't give a crap.
It's unlike any other NFL fan base, really. So, it must be broken down into categories.
Here now are the eight types of Miami Dolphins fans. Play along and see which you might fall under. Winning prize: a 7-9 season and an offensive lineman taken in the first round of next year's draft!"
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2014/08/eight_types_of_miami_dolphins_fans.php
 
I don't think we need 8 categories that's too many. There is the optimist and the pessimist who claims realist
 
I like how even Eternal Optimist Fan admits that Philbin is a lanky doofus.

Also this sentence: Jaded Fan drinks a lot.
 
7-9 echoes in Jaded Fan's mind like a brain virus, wrapping itself around the cerebral cortex and embedding its claws into the spine.
Click to expand...

:sidelol:

So that's what happened to DeathStar.
 
I fall into eternal optimist and out of town fan, except it was Bob Griese who lured my Dad to the fins, and I followed suit.
 
I'm somehwere in the 1,2, 6 bunch.
I used to think every game could be a win under Shula and JJ. Now, I cringe when we have a small lead knowing it won't last to 00:00.
I had all confidence in every throw Marino dropped back to throw, now when Tanny has it I yell, don't screw this up!
Clayton and Duper catching the ball was a guarentee, now Wallace bringing it in is hit or miss. The results are abt even.
Under a Taylor, Zach and Timbo, Gardner defense we had a shot to goose egg teams we played, now we can't tackle.
And then there's Philbin..
 
unapologetic #8

THIS is going to be the year

One day I'll be right :brewskis:
 
I'm a number 3. It was the epic game against the Chargers in 80 or 81 that intrigued me; going to a neighbors to watch Pitt in '82 smacked me in the puss. It was the '83 draft that sealed the deal.
 
I am out of town. Very pale. LOL
I was an eternal optimist, then last year when bully gate hit I think I finally threw in the towel and became tougher on the mistakes I see as opposed to ignoring them.
 
9. The Old Timer
A fan that has been following the Phins for 40+ yrs. and only has one wish in life - to see the Phins win another SB before he dies.
 
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