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Well before each game, every single sunday, i hit the bathroom like ricky williams hits the holes....lift that toilette seat up like larry chester lifts the bar when he benches.....sit my a$$ down on the pot like jammar fletcher sits on the pine.....and I let loose!!! I'm talking long lengthy sante fe steamers if you know what i mean....i just let it rip...sometimes longer than others, but with out fail i just let em go until I want to pass out from the stench....and with out fail, everytime i do it, there are different scenarios that the dolphins follow to a "T" regarding how my session goes....for instance:

1) Quick, no sound, no stench = Miami loss by 14 pts or more

2) Long, no sound, no stench = Miami close win

3) Long, lots of sound, lots of stench = Thanksgiving Day Massacre!!

4) And then of coarse the false alarm = OT game

I'm serious guys...this is some kind of pattern I've caught onto...I'll post here around 4:00 on sunday to let you know how the funk was released, so you guys can find out how the game is going to go....lets all hope for long, loud, and absolutely wretched STEAMER to come flying out.....i'm talkin one that'll make your eyes tear....then we'll be lookin at MIA 35 NE 12
 
Good lord. I think that is TMI. :eek:
 
got an idea....swallow a foot long kielbasa, then drink a pot of black coffee............and..........WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by Total-Revamping
Well before each game, every single sunday, i hit the bathroom like ricky williams hits the holes....lift that toilette seat up like larry chester lifts the bar when he benches.....sit my a$$ down on the pot like jammar fletcher sits on the pine.....and I let loose!!! I'm talking long lengthy sante fe steamers if you know what i mean....i just let it rip...sometimes longer than others, but with out fail i just let em go until I want to pass out from the stench....and with out fail, everytime i do it, there are different scenarios that the dolphins follow to a "T" regarding how my session goes....for instance:

1) Quick, no sound, no stench = Miami loss by 14 pts or more

2) Long, no sound, no stench = Miami close win

3) Long, lots of sound, lots of stench = Thanksgiving Day Massacre!!

4) And then of coarse the false alarm = OT game

I'm serious guys...this is some kind of pattern I've caught onto...I'll post here around 4:00 on sunday to let you know how the funk was released, so you guys can find out how the game is going to go....lets all hope for long, loud, and absolutely wretched STEAMER to come flying out.....i'm talkin one that'll make your eyes tear....then we'll be lookin at MIA 35 NE 12
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Make sure you drink lots of beer the night before!!! At the very least that should help insure that you have a LOUD dump when todd bridges busts out of prison, know what i am saying? Good luck cranking that deuce!!!!
 
Someone definetly needs to eat chili followed by a 12 pack of beer then at Midnight go straight to taco bell and go to sleep...........:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Mod Edit: What you posted here is now history, and if I see anything like it again you will be, too.
 
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BTW, you have to post a picture of the finished product over at the Patriots boards after the game.
 
Originally posted by Section126
got an idea....swallow a foot long kielbasa, then drink a pot of black coffee............and..........WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!
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thanks TR, not a problem. this makes me think by the way. You guys have heard the phrase "i am going to crank a deuce " when someone is gonna take a dump, right? Well, do you think when deuce staley goes to take a dump, he tells people, " Yo, i am gonna go crank myself". I was just wondering.
 
I'm thinking jalepeno pudding, black coffee, cabbage and brussell sprout pie, some raw red meat, a cup of tabasco, a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's, and some chocolate flavored Ex-Lax would be a good bedtime ****tail for you my friend.

P.S. This is the nastiest thread ever! :lol:
 
Hey Blitz Inc....i understood your gay remark about ricky....and thats fine, just understand that nex monday night duce staley is gonna have 12 yards rushing and ricky is gonna have 112....thats the difference....your eagles are reaping the benefits of playing NFC teams...especially the NFC east....they've played no one good, and they will get smacked when we play them....donovan and co. will be brought back down to reality buddy....and your team is gonna get to the nfc championship and then get POUNCED like they do every year....enjoy the rest of your season....and get ready for a total domination on the 15th!!!
 
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