Total-Revamping
Practice Squad
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2003
- Messages
- 74
- Reaction score
- 0
Well before each game, every single sunday, i hit the bathroom like ricky williams hits the holes....lift that toilette seat up like larry chester lifts the bar when he benches.....sit my a$$ down on the pot like jammar fletcher sits on the pine.....and I let loose!!! I'm talking long lengthy sante fe steamers if you know what i mean....i just let it rip...sometimes longer than others, but with out fail i just let em go until I want to pass out from the stench....and with out fail, everytime i do it, there are different scenarios that the dolphins follow to a "T" regarding how my session goes....for instance:
1) Quick, no sound, no stench = Miami loss by 14 pts or more
2) Long, no sound, no stench = Miami close win
3) Long, lots of sound, lots of stench = Thanksgiving Day Massacre!!
4) And then of coarse the false alarm = OT game
I'm serious guys...this is some kind of pattern I've caught onto...I'll post here around 4:00 on sunday to let you know how the funk was released, so you guys can find out how the game is going to go....lets all hope for long, loud, and absolutely wretched STEAMER to come flying out.....i'm talkin one that'll make your eyes tear....then we'll be lookin at MIA 35 NE 12
1) Quick, no sound, no stench = Miami loss by 14 pts or more
2) Long, no sound, no stench = Miami close win
3) Long, lots of sound, lots of stench = Thanksgiving Day Massacre!!
4) And then of coarse the false alarm = OT game
I'm serious guys...this is some kind of pattern I've caught onto...I'll post here around 4:00 on sunday to let you know how the funk was released, so you guys can find out how the game is going to go....lets all hope for long, loud, and absolutely wretched STEAMER to come flying out.....i'm talkin one that'll make your eyes tear....then we'll be lookin at MIA 35 NE 12