John Jerry's Illness

[jtown777]

I had E-Coli last year. It was no joke! Damn tainted food at a restaurant. Took about 10 days to recoup.

 

[DphinBillkiller]

Whatever it was we need him back healthy for this Sunday.

 

[Shouright]

I heard he's been on the toilet the whole time.

 

[Zounds]

My guess is some kind of staph infection...its seems like its coming from the Dolphins facility since other players have had it

 

[kcbrown]

Jerry and Francis need to stop messing around with the women on South Beach.

 

[PJack]

Jerry and Francis need to stop messing around with the women on South Beach.

Guess they couldn't put "Itchy Balls" on the Injury Report so it had to remain a mystery. Thought they had an ointment for that.....

 

[Joneildu]

[med-journal nazi]
It's E. coli

The E has to be capital, coli lower-cased and it all has to be italicized when typed (or underlined when written).

[/med-journal nazi]

Sorry, I work with the stuff two days a week. It's driven into my head.

 

[EFWilson]

I thought someone mentioned that Jerry had a shoulder issue.

 

[blinder]

He got Matt Roth virus and Wake-bad-against-the-run disease.

 

[catapano]

he has the plague

you guys always make me laugh

 

[circumstances]

maybe he sat on a toilet in an international airport and the water splashed up. that'll get you the Singapore Dick Slug (RIP Robert Schimmel).

 

[WVDolphan]

Obviously I think everyone is joking about the Ebola Virus, but what "illness" lasts weeks? I was sure he would be back after the bye week.

Parcellsitis. Its rampant. Its an epidemic. Dr. Slimm cant treat everyone.

 

[Possum]

 

[JerryD]

Its GOT TO BE Daggering. Daggering is serious sh*t & "nothing to play with"!!

http://www.inquisitr.com/25536/brok...n-jamaica-due-to-daggering-dance-craze-video/

 

[tylerdolphin]

Possum wins. /thread