Whoever invented August didn’t take into account that patients are no less stressed while their shrinks vacation at Lake Winnipesaukee; that low volume does funny things to the stock market, and that ESPN has 24 hours to fill every day.
Of course, ESPN can take care of itself. It’s the audience that needs an alert as the network stretches stories like the NFL draft into four-month sagas, so that somewhere along the line, 25 players may be projected No. 1, even Texas A&M’s Johnny Manziel, AKA Johnny Football, or now, Johnny (College) Football), so annointed by Mel Kiper, even if the little ranconteur measured 5-11 3/4 and the NFL declared open season on full-sized scrambling QBs last season, ruling they were fair game when they ran.
College reputations are also fair game, so Manziel shouldn’t have been surprised to hear from the Washington bench after one of his nine incompletions in 16 passes Monday night. Being Johnny Manziel, he was caught on TV, flashing his middle finger at the Redskins.