Merge:What Would Be A Great Nickname For Ginn?? | Page 12 | FinHeaven - Miami Dolphins Forums

Merge:What Would Be A Great Nickname For Ginn??

Ted Ginn the touchdown scoring phin. :wink: Yeah, I know it's corny, but at least it rhymes.
 
haha forgive my ignorance i'm canadian and i completely forgot about wade ...

i'll do one better though ... SLICK.
 
I was thinking the Ginnzomatic,
The Ginnzoid,
Ginns Your Mama (to be used on our competitors)
In the beGinninning, for the religiously inclined


What do you think?

-By the way for those that don't already know these facts,

Ginn taught 'The Flash" how to run for those who wanted to know how fast he is!

-He personally broke Einstein's law of relativity by going faster than the speed of light and physicists are really pissed.

News Flash- A Miami Dolphin football player, Mr. Ted Ginn, was reported to have actually run down a flying saucer and single handedly captured a group of aliens. The aliens are now in US Govt. captivity.

Update- The captured aliens ( calling themselves the Grays) have admitted to working with Al-Queda and as such are now being transported to Guantanamo Air Base in Cuba where they will be housed along with all the other Arab terrorists. Torture will be mildly used utilizing water (daily baths) and continual loud playing of Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'

The baths are to clean them up but the music is expected to weaken their resolve very quickly!!
"Over Paid Punt Returner"
 
Back
Top Bottom