What is the deal with having an intimidating schtick? The crowd support is great but the dangerous angle?
I don't directv so I have to go out and mill with the masses in manhattan and I have to deal with loudmouth fans from all over the league. I get harassed at work and its a general pain in the a**. It's true- The general perception is that the Dolphins are lame and the fans are wimps.
I am not surprised though. After all, TEAL is a team color. No matter what you do, a porpoise is not intimidating.. AT ALL. The same thing with the Heat and Hooters. What is/was that?
However there is an obvious upside. The team can leave it on the field and vindication as a fan is the best feeling of all.
And what's the point of this anyway? You could be a raider, giant, seahawk, lion, bear, timberwolf, devil, etc. These mascots have one thing in common- very scary to five year olds. Toddlers beware!
Would you rather have some dangerous slogan and have a crappy team that gets pushed around the field? Even if you want to get into the mascot thing, would you rather be the 4'11" (very sort of scary) Glenn Danzig or the understated man in black [Johnny Cash]?
The Fightsong should stay, just upgrade the rest of the music they play at stadiums. The Baha Men have all had sexual reassignment surgery by now and the Bachman-Turner Overdrive is long gone and for a reason.
I say have something most of us would enjoy like "Flash your Hooters for Dolphins Glory". Now there's an idea...
Just be sure to keep the male breasts out of it.