Now I Can't Quit The Dolphins Because...

[Pandarilla]

The comedic value is too high.

And it's the fans fault...for once.

 

[finfan41]

Never I like suffering

 

[Hargitt01]

I am a glutton for punishment, misery, abuse and heartache. So being a Dolphins fan is right in my wheelhouse.

 

[.....]

It would be like quitting on one of my children.

 

[kevphin]

Because that would leave me with just Rutgers

 

[Pandarilla]

It would be like quitting on one of my children.

That's how I feel, just wanna make sure they're set for the future, maybe offer some guidance.

 

[MrChadRico]

It would be like quitting on one of my children.

Just unbridled love for a constant disappointment. Like the funny black sheep of the family, makes awful decisions and often at the worst times but you can't turn your back on family.

 

[Pandarilla]

Because that would leave me with just Rutgers

Dude, this is the last sports team standing for me...only now the Dolphins are metastasizing into my love of comedy.

 

[Gonzo]

The comedic value is too high.

And it's the fans fault...for once.

You know the season is going well when you start seeing the posts complaining about the fans. Happens every year around the time it starts to become apparent that we probably won't make the playoffs.

 

[Pandarilla]

You know the season is going well when you start seeing the posts complaining about the fans. Happens every year around the time it starts to become apparent that we probably won't make the playoffs.

I'm serious, the nuggets of smart-assery on this forum, 3yds per carry and youtube are starting to trump my usuals.

It hasn't peaked like this since Ross cheated on Sparano, LMAO. When you knew there was a God and that he could be spectacularly hilarious.

 

[artdnj]

Because it's the team I've followed for 45 years and most of that was a difficult follow, especially when it was pre internet and I was lucky to catch one or two games a year.

Besides that, I can start following the Patriots and they would end up losing. Fins Up For Better or For Worse

 

[Gonzo]

I'm serious, the nuggets of smart-assery on this forum, 3yds per carry and youtube are starting to trump my usuals.

It hasn't peaked like this since Ross cheated on Sparano, LMAO. When you knew there was a God and that he could be spectacularly hilarious.

Hey, if you can't find comedy in it, you'd just be miserable being a fan of this ****ing team every year. I'll opt for the humor route as well.

 

[BobDole]

I don't really have a good answer besides loyalty. You suck dad.

 

[Pandarilla]

Hey, if you can't find comedy in it, you'd just be miserable being a fan of this ****ing team every year. I'll opt for the humor route as well.

I envision Jeremy Hotz doing a standup routine on this last game.

3rd and long...Run it!

3rd and long...Run it again!

 

[FINMAN1]

Here's a humorous one from the final year of Wannstedt's regime, after he ignored the O-line.
It was a primetime game, but I can't remember the opponent.
We're lined up on offense, and flags fly.
The call...…..False start. everyone except the center!