Phins moving to LA is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard. There are at least 4 teams with infinitely better odds of going there-- Raiders, Chargers, Vikings, Jaguars. The Lakers are kings because they have made almost half of ALL NBA Finals appearances(over 40% of all NBA Finals), they seem to pump out NBA hall of famer after hall of famer and non-stop dynasties. If and when the Lakers ever produce a DECADE of incompetence like the Phins have, you could bet that it will reflect greatly in attendance. This is something our clown owner can't seem to grasp. The Lakers attract celebs and fans because they're always good, not because they have B-list celebs owners.
Even in the crackpot hypothetical scenario where the Phins leave Miami, it would take less than 1 year for an opportunistic owner to move a new team to Miami. It's a good and profitable spot to have a football team.