Phillip Wheeler doesn't tip his waitress

[Valandui]

Phillip Wheeler always forgets his wallet when you go out for dinner.

 

[Buddy]

Philip Wheeler sang that "I'm too sexy..." song!

Philip Wheeler blasts Kesha on his car radio in public.

Philip Wheeler gets **** on public toilet seats! Dick!

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[TheWalrus]

Phillip Wheeler thinks jello shots are "neato."

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Phillip Wheeler has masturbated to Ann Coulter.

 

[CO-Gator]

Phillip Wheeler has a second job at a suicide hotline where he encourages people to commit suicide.

 

[TheWalrus]

Phillip Wheeler shaves his pubes and leaves them all over the bathroom floor.

 

[dreaded34]

Phillip Wheeler thinks WV is a genius.

 

[Buddy]

Phillip Wheeler has masturbated to Ann Coulter.

Who hasn't?


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[TheWalrus]

Phillip Wheeler deliberately tries to run over turtles that are crossing the road.

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Phillip Wheeler only buys chicken that has the skin off.

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Phillip Wheeler doesn't drink water. He "rehydrates."

 

[Goonies]

Phillip Wheeler prefers Platex Sport over Tampax Pearl.

Phillip WHeeler was a prostitute in his past life. You can tell because he is always on his back.

Phillip Wheeler was a Bull Fighter in his past life. You can tell because of his matador defense.

Imao

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Phillip Wheeler shaves his pubes and leaves them all over the bathroom floor.

Wtf lol

 

[TheWalrus]

Phillip Wheeler thinks Pacific Rim was the best movie of 2013.

 

[67Stang]

Phillip Wheeler wears his underwear backwards and lays on his stomach for easy access, for WV.

 

[Gonzo]

Phillip Wheeler leaves his car parked at a gas pump while other people are waiting so he can go in and get a soda.

Phillip Wheeler pays for that soda with a credit card.

 

[BGtoKNfor6]

Phillip Wheeler voted for Obama solely for his political views...

 

[silver McNibblets]

Phillip Wheeler then drinks the soda sitting in his car at the pump while you wait behind him.

 

[Gonzo]

Phillip Wheeler holds the train door for Ellerbe, who took too long trying multiple expired transit cards.

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Phillip Wheeler uses Myspace, but is thinking of switching to Google+.