Lol, almost coughed up my coffee reading that!1. All other teams except the Dolphins are the enemy and they are to be mocked mercilessly especially when they are coming into contact with our team. 2. This is football, so leave your koombay ya we're all friends soy boy latte crap out in the hall. 3. Dolphins used to own the entire state. 4. Their QB is Brady, our nemesis. 5. I hate Tampa and it's my thread. 6. I know where Publix is based but I'm sick of having to wander past Butt Pirate merch in every Publix because they've picked them as their official NFL team. 7. I'm petty.