Ryan Fitzpatrick Blames Cake...

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  1. CRIOS

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    Ryan Fitzpatrick admitted he packed on some extra pounds over the past few months, blaming birthday cake for his bloated figure.

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  2. FSU Truth

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    "Hey coach, I'n working hard to get in shape. Don'y worry I'll be ready for the start of the season"

    "What? Yeah, whatever"

    "You do what you want Fitzy, just don't **** around and win more then 2 games you pudgy bastard"
     
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    Barring a 1st round pick qb in 10 days my white flags already out
     
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    What a loser.
     
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    Greeeeat. Now I want a piece a cake. Seriously.
     
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    At least he isnt our starting MLB like Rey was. Now that guy got fat
     
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    "Peak off season form." My man.
     
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    Figures Miami signs a guy the looks like a piece of "Cake By The Ocean^
     
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    Love me some chocolate cake!


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    They normally say back up QB is the best job in the world, but it looks like mamii dolphins starting QB takes the cake this year. No pun intended

    Fitz has less expectations than all 32 back up QBs
     
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    He's going to take a pounding here so he is going to need the extra protection.
     
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    A pounding or a pound cake?
     
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