We got him all this talent this year, and he has thrown only 2 more TDs than INTs. He has 0 pocket presence, and by now he should realize he doesn't have all day to throw the ball or he's going to get sacked. The only reason we won on Thursday is because of the Defense. 4 turnovers and Tanny can't do anything with them. You guys act like he's some kind of god. Overrated at minimum.
So…when I worked in Manhattan about fifteen years ago, there was this homeless guy who was…well…EXTREMELY cranky. But…I kinda felt bad for him. Despite his crabby demeanor, he had a sort of demented charm. He wore signs. Some were not repeatable here. But the one that got me into a pattern with the guy was a handmade sign that said "I'm HUNGRY." "HUNGRY" was capitalized, and had two lines under it. He was clearly angry about being hungry. So…I figured I'd buy him coffee and a pastry. He told me that was awesome, and how nobody ever wanted to give him food (which was odd, because he weighed 250 pounds, easy). So, anyway, it started a pattern. Every Tuesday and Thursday, I'd walk by where he would sit regularly, and buy him a coffee and a pastry. It was a habit for about two months. It got to the point where he'd get up and walk with me to the coffee truck and stand in line with me, which was fine. Coffee Truck Dude knew what he liked and I liked.
Then one day, we were standing in line, and Angry Homeless Dude's phone rang. He took it out of his pocket and started having a conversation.
Keep in mind…this was 1998. *I* didn't have a cell phone. And I was an AE at a Public Relations firm. But Angry Homeless Dude, who I was buying breakfast for, was chattering on a cell phone.
Coffee Truck Dude and I stared at each other, amazed. There was a good ten second pause where he and I just stared at him, and then we both kinda exploded into "Dude, what the #### is THAT about?"
This is the exact same reaction I had when I read this post.