Ted Larsen prefers to play a different position next season

[MP-Omnis]

Draft both Teller and Nelson then, lol. I'm tired of this giant ***** offensive line. They're so dumb they couldn't even tell their coach was on blow.

We need some big appalachian fleshmonsters that show up in bigass lifted trucks to haul their nuts in. This franchise would've been so different even if they had drafted Lane Johnson instead of Dion Jordan.

We at least need to have one guy in there that can influence the group. Pouncey spends his spare time going to clubs in Miami wearing Aaron Hernandez hats. We need the kind of dude that spends his time either in the gym or looking to kill something for sport.

 

[DolfanDuBbZ~]

Miami FH consensus: let's put our 30 yr old QB behind another line made up from the bargain bin.

Miami Front Office agrees.

Following terms like "pissing blood" to follow.