finsfanjay13
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Some differences:
1.) The Jets easily sell out their games. The Dolphins don't.
2.) Mark Sanchez likes teenage girls. Chad Henne doesn't (that we know of...).
3.) The Jets' best receiver is a pot head. The Dolphins' best receiver got stabbed.
4.) Rex Ryan is fat. Tony Sparano lost a ton of weight.
5.) When Rex Ryan fist pumps, the ground shakes. When Tony Sparano fist pumps, we just hang our head in sadness because Dan Carpenter just kicked a field goal from within the red zone.
6.) Rex Ryan looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Tony Sparano looks like he will gut you.
1.) The Jets easily sell out their games. The Dolphins don't.
2.) Mark Sanchez likes teenage girls. Chad Henne doesn't (that we know of...).
3.) The Jets' best receiver is a pot head. The Dolphins' best receiver got stabbed.
4.) Rex Ryan is fat. Tony Sparano lost a ton of weight.
5.) When Rex Ryan fist pumps, the ground shakes. When Tony Sparano fist pumps, we just hang our head in sadness because Dan Carpenter just kicked a field goal from within the red zone.
6.) Rex Ryan looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Tony Sparano looks like he will gut you.