inFINSible
Don't believe everything you think.
I was like Agua, I know better than to trust these guys with a lead. I spent the 4th quarter practically tearing apart a pillow while trying to remain as calm as possible seeing as it was the very beginning of my relationship with my current GF. I couldn't let her see the mad Dolphin fan yet.....I must have done okay since were still together.
One other thing that happened that night was exceptionally funny. I had a friend that was going to Chicago the next day and he needed to borrow a jacket. I have a heavy duty Dolphins starter jacket that takes up permanent residence in the back of my closet so I let him take that one.
Being in the back of the closet so much, I often used the pockets of the jacket as stash holes. one of the things that was stashed in there was a "personal massager" that belonged to my ex. Of course I had forgotten all about it when I gave him the jacket but, the next day, I suddenly remebered it. I tried to call him on his cel but, he didn't answer. I left a desperate message on his voice mail trying to warn him before potentially embarassing circumstances should occur.
I was too late.
So he could have it handy when he got to Chicago, he carried the jacket with him instead of packing it. When he passed it through the scanner he said, that the old man working the scanner looked up at him, looked back down, back up at him, back down again and then the jacket came through the other side. He went into the pocket and pulled out the object and said, "What's this?" Without missing a beat, and never having seen the thing before my friend said, "It's a toothbrush holder".
The old man gave a little laugh, put it back in the pocket and gave my friend the jacket.
He got my message right after that. He was laughing his a$$ off when he called me. I told him that I didn't do it on purpose. He said he knew that, it was too perfect.
One other thing that happened that night was exceptionally funny. I had a friend that was going to Chicago the next day and he needed to borrow a jacket. I have a heavy duty Dolphins starter jacket that takes up permanent residence in the back of my closet so I let him take that one.
Being in the back of the closet so much, I often used the pockets of the jacket as stash holes. one of the things that was stashed in there was a "personal massager" that belonged to my ex. Of course I had forgotten all about it when I gave him the jacket but, the next day, I suddenly remebered it. I tried to call him on his cel but, he didn't answer. I left a desperate message on his voice mail trying to warn him before potentially embarassing circumstances should occur.
I was too late.
So he could have it handy when he got to Chicago, he carried the jacket with him instead of packing it. When he passed it through the scanner he said, that the old man working the scanner looked up at him, looked back down, back up at him, back down again and then the jacket came through the other side. He went into the pocket and pulled out the object and said, "What's this?" Without missing a beat, and never having seen the thing before my friend said, "It's a toothbrush holder".
The old man gave a little laugh, put it back in the pocket and gave my friend the jacket.
He got my message right after that. He was laughing his a$$ off when he called me. I told him that I didn't do it on purpose. He said he knew that, it was too perfect.
