Reporter because I look good in a fedora.
I get that considering we haven't won anything since I was ..11 years old but if your expectations are so low whats the point of even caring?A realist
Glass half empty kind of fan.
I agree. Judging only by my mostly negative posts, you'd think that I'm an Eeyore. However, that's not exactly true, as my category would be "someone who puts the team above individual players, coaches, or GMs, and just because someone wears the aqua and orange or works for the team, that does not mean that I must root for them if their conduct or performance is detrimental to the team's overall success".I don't feel like I fit into any of the other categories. I'm not an Eeyore. I really just kind of see it for how it actually is. You watch something fail enough times in enough ways, you start to get a healthy understanding of how not to win in this league.
Part 4, 5 & 91. Actual Trolls: fans of other teams who just CLAIM to be Finfans.
2. Eeyores: poor schlubs who just relentlessly focus on the negative.
3. Fanboys: Everything the Dolphins do is Godlike. ALL those UDFAs will be stars!!!
4. Analysts: Typicaly dry and boring individuals, but they post lots of data for our consumption.
5. Comedians: Yeah... Circumstances happen.
6. Mods: Why the **** did I take this job?
7. Gamblers/Gamers: What's the spread, bro?
8. Game Day Hyenas: OMG OMG OMG... we only got two yards on that play. Fire Grier, Fire McD, trade everyone IMMEDIATELY!!
9: Aspiring GM/ Draft Junkie
10. Reporter
Who did I forget? I'll edit as needed.
You forgot the scarred for life Dolphins fan ... The ones that are cautiously optimistic because of decades of abuse, but still come back for more. Maybe we are gluttons for punishment? Last two years has been refreshing though.1. Actual Trolls: fans of other teams who just CLAIM to be Finfans.
2. Eeyores: poor schlubs who just relentlessly focus on the negative.
3. Fanboys: Everything the Dolphins do is Godlike. ALL those UDFAs will be stars!!!
4. Analysts: Typicaly dry and boring individuals, but they post lots of data for our consumption.
5. Comedians: Yeah... Circumstances happen.
6. Mods: Why the **** did I take this job?
7. Gamblers/Gamers: What's the spread, bro?
8. Game Day Hyenas: OMG OMG OMG... we only got two yards on that play. Fire Grier, Fire McD, trade everyone IMMEDIATELY!!
9: Aspiring GM/ Draft Junkie
10. Reporter
Who did I forget? I'll edit as needed.
I’m a 9 with a heavy dose of 5.1. Actual Trolls: fans of other teams who just CLAIM to be Finfans.
2. Eeyores: poor schlubs who just relentlessly focus on the negative.
3. Fanboys: Everything the Dolphins do is Godlike. ALL those UDFAs will be stars!!!
4. Analysts: Typicaly dry and boring individuals, but they post lots of data for our consumption.
5. Comedians: Yeah... Circumstances happen.
6. Mods: Why the **** did I take this job?
7. Gamblers/Gamers: What's the spread, bro?
8. Game Day Hyenas: OMG OMG OMG... we only got two yards on that play. Fire Grier, Fire McD, trade everyone IMMEDIATELY!!
9: Aspiring GM/ Draft Junkie
10. Reporter
Who did I forget? I'll edit as needed.