X > Jon Martin | Page 16 | FinHeaven - Miami Dolphins Forums

X > Jon Martin

Jets4eva said:
Martin> Finding a decent human being who happen to be a Dolphins' fan.
Click to expand...

Entire jets fan breed > Martin

I didn't buy a truck last week from a salesman at the dealership because I noticed the accent and asked if he was a jets fan. Told them need to speak to someone else and bought the truck from the next guy.
 
butta247 said:
Entire jets fan breed > Martin

I didn't buy a truck last week from a salesman at the dealership because I noticed the accent and asked if he was a jets fan. Told them need to speak to someone else and bought the truck from the next guy.
Click to expand...

:clapping::clapping:
 
Flying from NY to Bangkok non-stop in a middle coach seat with a baby crying to your left, a flirtatious but smelly 300lb. cross-eyed woman in the window seat, your stomach still reliving that chimi you had for lunch, and the passenger in front reclining asleep > Joni Martin
 
Getting a$$ raped then eaten by Jeffry Dahmer > Jon Martin

Getting twerked on by Miley Cyrus with her diseased tongue sticking out > Jon Martin

Having a romantic, candle-light dinner with Ricky Martin > Jon Martin

Being forced to watch A Clockwork Orange with your eyes pried open for 24 hours straight > Jon Martin

eyesopen-1.jpg
 
Being the uninsured owner of the crashed Porsche Paul Walker was in > Jon Martin
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom