"My ankle is not getting better.. my elusiveness against the Dolphins was an illusion. I have most of my records already safely secreted away - (well hopefully in another 10 years someone may challenge the interception one). I'm sure if I was healthy, the game Sunday wouldn't have even been close. Because my infant grandchild needs me, I have decided to retire (again) at least until Ed Worter comes buzzing around my plantation starting next May, when I probably won't reconsider, but who knows?" Oh I told Chilly that if the team makes the playoff this season, I'd come back to play if it'll help them even at great sacrifice if ankle hasn't improved. In consideration of the Vikings I have decided to keep only 1/2 of the $20million Ziggy is paying me. Goodbye y'all (for now.)"