I want (no I demand) to become a moderator.

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  1. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    My resume: I've only had like 13 infractions and 2 bannings in 7 1/2 years at FH. Suffice it to say I know the TERMS OF SERVICE like the tip of my penis. No seriously, that record is pretty good.

    Anyways, I see all these people with 2010 join dates becoming mods, what gives. kud doesn't need baby-sitting from noobs.

    Believe it or not, this is a serious application. I have too much free time on my hands, and frankly I'm just tired of playing with myself. Thank you, have a nice day.
     
  2. Ricky_Fan34

    Ricky_Fan34 Suns and Fins superfan

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    :lol:

    You gonna beat the **** out of everyone with pillow cases of soap if you don't become a mod?
     
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    PhinsPhan11 Phins & Philly Sports

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    You had to say that, didn't you? :lol:
     
  4. MiZFiT

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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
     
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  5. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin More Smug than Birthday Dog Moderator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Just want to let you know that your request is being considered. Just complete the attached form and PM it to a mod or admin.

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  6. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    What do you expect me to do? Bow down to all these bullies? You'd be surprised how much anger I withhold MMMMMkk? I torture myself. I have the ToS laminated and pinned up on my wall just to keep my emotions in check.

    There comes a time in life when a man must demand the respect that he feels he's earned ya'know.
     
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    LMAO @ "Make of Pickup Truck"

    :lol:
     
  8. Ricky_Fan34

    Ricky_Fan34 Suns and Fins superfan

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    Yeah. I reckon you had better start gathering up some soap then.
     
  9. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    That application doesn't look legit.

    First order of business when I become a moderator... demote tyler.
     
  10. Ricky_Fan34

    Ricky_Fan34 Suns and Fins superfan

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    and by that you mean kill with a bag of soap bars?
     
  11. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin More Smug than Birthday Dog Moderator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Im a super mod. A mod cant demote me IMO.
     
  12. JCane

    JCane Administrator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Tyler is a SuperMod. You'd start out as a simple peasant Mod. Which means you'll share a dorm with our only other peasant Mod, BobDole.

    And that guy doesn't care if you're in the room or not, he's gonna beat off.
     
  13. MiZFiT

    MiZFiT FinHeaven VIP Finheaven VIP Donator

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    A generous donation to Kud.

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  14. Ricky_Fan34

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    :lol:

    So true. Don't be alarmed if there's a few hookers dissolving in the bathtub either.
     
  15. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Ah man, BobDole is my nigga though. I'd play **** swords with him even.

    ---------- Post added at 07:23 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:22 AM ----------

    I like that you chose dove, it's a great brand.
     
  16. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Bro I could demote you right now if I wanted too. You are now my personal janitor. I got a box of sticky tissues in the corner of my room, clean em up. After that you can clean up the dog poop from the yard.
     
  17. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    One more thing, I need to be honest, I am slightly bi-polar, I hope this doesn't impede my chances. I am on medication, so no worries. Goodnight, kud out.
     
  18. MiZFiT

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    so says your mom.
     
  19. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    *Warning* No attacks on staff, or potential future staff, thank you, and enjoy your posting here at the lovely finheaven. :fh:
     
  20. Ricky_Fan34

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    Killing via soap doesn't qualify as an attack?

    ---------- Post added at 03:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:37 AM ----------

    Slightly? You threatened to kill a guy and then tried to make peace, then became angry again, and then demanded to become a mod.
     
  21. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Ricky are you trying to undermine my presidential campaign, naw my I'm not gonna take that bait, try harder. I'm so sick you could stick me in a conventional oven with the rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating.
     
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    NY8123 Sophisticated Redneck Administrator Finheaven VIP

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    This is just ****ing funny right here, I don't care who you are.

    Watch out Bob will shoot your eye out!
     
  23. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Sobered up, still waiting for confirmation here.. kud would be a valuable addition to the Finheaven & Co staff. I'm loyal and I'm fair, and I won't raise taxes. And Obama-care... gone. Troops... coming home.
     
  24. Vaark

    Vaark Nihil taurus crappus Finheaven VIP Donator

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    After the drama, whining and mayhem on the main board, props... this is an enjoyable thread.

    I think you mods/admins should maybe consider taking this guy out on a test drive - a little like taking a spin around the hood in a used 2001 Hyundai Excel. Maybe start a new provisional mod category for him.. and with that thought in mind, I have just the badge to slap on. Whaddya think?

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  25. Wildbill3

    Wildbill3 Misery Loves Company Administrator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    wow instant classic thread. Kud i'll pass on your application to Fin-atic, IF, and this is a huge if... just like my penis... if we can stop laughing long enough to respond with our decision we'll get back to you. Um I wouldn't wait by the phone.
     
  26. Wildbill3

    Wildbill3 Misery Loves Company Administrator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    god you and badges. lol.
     
  27. Vaark

    Vaark Nihil taurus crappus Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Bill, maybe this kind of recognition would strike a happy medium striking a reasonable compromise, ya think??

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  28. Gonzo

    Gonzo Widerstand Administrator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Make him a mod of the depths only. With no actual powers of course, but a pretty sweet badge.
     
  29. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Gonzo, I'm totally responsible. Seriously, give me a one month trial, if I do a poor job You can strip me of my clothes, my diginity, and my moderator position. I need to learn to not get to excited... you know, take things in moderation, always keep one foot planted firmly on the ground.

    P.S. I'm all for wearing the badge Vaark designed, that's actually friggin hilarious!
     
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    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Thanks Bill, I knew you were a man of integrity. And be sure to pass on to fin-atic that, he's my hero, and I am grateful for the years of good times FH has given me.

    sucking up never hurt anyone.

    well maybe a hooker or three.
     
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    Failed mods aren't just stripped of integrity... they are also beaten down via bars of soap...
     
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    Gonzo Widerstand Administrator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    You know I have no problem with it, but I'm just a lackey.
     
  34. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    This decision isn't going to take as long as the Casey Anthony trial is it? Ich will dass ihr mir vertraut
     
  35. Ricky_Fan34

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    bringing out the german eh?
     
  36. Bumpus

    Bumpus Are you gonna drink that? Administrator Finheaven VIP

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    :idk: IMO, anyone who would say, "and frankly I'm just tired of playing with myself" simply lacks the dedication needed to join our accomplished staff of functioning 'tards.


    Go buy another 55 gallon drum of lube, and call us in a year. :lol:
     
  37. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Look, just because I'm tired of it doesn't mean I've retired.
     
  38. Vaark

    Vaark Nihil taurus crappus Finheaven VIP Donator

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    So what became of Kud's DEMAND to be a mod?
     
  40. R_t_Kraken

    R_t_Kraken A True Fan

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    Looks like a motion to dismiss. Suffice to say I'm disappointed in the staffs confidence in yours truly.
     

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