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Tebow is ridiculous

Denver will beat the Packers in the Super Bowl. Guaranteed.

In the most bizarre series of events possible, no less.

My early prediction is down 14 with :45 left. KR for a TD, fumbled snap by Packers recovered by Broncos, Blown coverage leading to a wide open Thomas in the Endzone. Broncos win in OT.
 
The only answer to this is that Jesus is up there playing Madden, and he used the Create a Player function to create Tebow. There's no other answer.
 
God is so busy this time of year with Christmas and whatnot that he forgot to win the game for Tebow. Sad situation.
 
Bill Maher had a hilarious statement on Tebow losing today. "Wow, Jesus just ****ed Tim Tebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them".
 
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