Um, Chris Foerster? *Caution: NSFW video contained within*

[tylerdolphin]

Can we discuss how mind numbingly stupid it is to film yourself ripping off lines and sending it to an escort?

Or the fact that putting a numbing agent where he wanted to lick it from might not be the best plan for her.

 

[finomenal]

 

[theiceman]

Live at Dolphins HQ

 

[Casas9425]

Heard a ton of rumors about Foerster when he was here with Dave in 2004.

 

[finomenal]

Now, that's more like it. Chris Grier told us the days of dysfunction are over. Whoops. Back to Dolphins tabloid news now?

 

[SkapePhin]

Well, this explains a lot...

LOL. This team... Never ceases to embarrass.

 

[Miami 13]

Heard a ton of rumors about Foerster when he was here with Dave in 2004.

That he was a coke head back then?

 

[finomenal]

That stuff causes strokes.

Not a drug I'd ever try, especially since I used to have hypertension.

 

[SkapePhin]

 

[Jerrysanders]

My thoughts

 

[Casas9425]

That he was a coke head back then?

He was a rumored drunk.

 

[Chri$]

chi chi get the yayo

 

[SkapePhin]

Now for maximum "Dolphinsness" we will learn that Foerster was supplying coke to the whole OL and that they will all fail drug tests and be suspended forcing us to play 5th stringers on the line for the season.

 

[BobDole]

Well this isn't the last we'll hear of this. This idiot sent this to his hooker? That **** is solid gold.

He's terrible anyhow. At least we'll get some amusement over his departure ... which I'm sure has already happened.

 

[Casas9425]

You’ve got players quitting and disappearing on the team, you’ve got a cokehead coach and a mummified quarterback who got booed out of the stadium. Are we sure this team still doesn’t have Joe Philbin at head coach?