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Ace Ventura On Tonight

alopez34 said:
Best part is definately wen he talks through his a** dont remember wut he says.
Another good line
Einhorn- Very good Mr. Ventura kisses ace
Ace- ur holster is pressing against my thigh

he says, "Excuse me, may I... A$$ you a few questions?
 
no you ****ed it up!.. lol ...your gun is digging into my hip.


Snowflake kicks ball through the ceiling...

Ace- nice to see someone who doesnt buckle under pressure!
Lois- pressure?! What do you know about Pressure?!
Ace- well, i have kissed a man.
 
WestVirginiaFan said:
Warning:

Phyco's are closer than they appear...lol, i watched that today also


its Warning, azzholes are closer then they appear, but still either way it funny

:roflmao: :roflmao:
 
His Dudeness said:
no you ****ed it up!.. lol ...your gun is digging into my hip.


Snowflake kicks ball through the ceiling...

Ace- nice to see someone who doesnt buckle under pressure!
Lois- pressure?! What do you know about Pressure?!
Ace- well, i have kissed a man.
Lol, classic
 
Man, greatest movie of all time. I bought the DVD; I just couldnt help it.

I love the part where he is sneaking around out side the party acting all quite and then slams the hell out of the door when he closes it.


Great movie.
 
DolphinsRkool99 said:


You dont like Ace Ventura??

You guys are missing one of the funniest scenes of the movie:
When hes in the tank pretending to be the Dolphin trainer. "Do you know snowflake? does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?:roflmao:


I also love Melissa: "would u like an ashtray for that?" (as Ace spits seed shells on the table)
Ace: "No, i dont smoke. Its a disgusting habit.":roflmao:
 
alopez34 said:
Best part is definately wen he talks through his a** dont remember wut he says.
Another good line
Einhorn- Very good Mr. Ventura kisses ace
Ace- ur holster is pressing against my thigh

"Excuse me, can I trouble you for a breath mint?"
 
Lets see that again in slow motion...:D I love the anti Bills theme to it!! You know it just drives the Blowfellow Boys fans nutz:roflmao: Excuse me may I ask you a Question??? ha classic
 
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
d-day said:
he says, "Excuse me, may I... A$$ you a few questions?
 
Jimi said:
You dont like Ace Ventura??

You guys are missing one of the funniest scenes of the movie:
When hes in the tank pretending to be the Dolphin trainer. "Do you know snowflake? does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?:roflmao:


I also love Melissa: "would u like an ashtray for that?" (as Ace spits seed shells on the table)
Ace: "No, i dont smoke. Its a disgusting habit.":roflmao:


hahahha yea. with the seeds all in his mouth and everything..

i love when he returns the dog to that lady and you see her dissappear and he stars swinging around n stuf... wooooah! people around here sure are friendly!:lol:
 
Dol_Fan_4_Ever said:
All you Dol-Fans, Ace Ventura is on TBS tonight, actually right now if you are interested. Definitely helped during my developing young years of being a Dol-Fan among other reasons. YAY!


Exactly.....that movie came out around the time I was in the 6th grade, thats when I was really starting to get into football, and wanting to pick a favorite team.


I watched that movie, and the rest is History :D






"The laces were in!.......THEY WERE IN!!!!!!!!!"
 
"Hi I'm looking for Ray Finkle......and a clean pair of shorts!


"Maybe I'll give you a call sometime, ur number still 9-1-1, alrighty then!!!"


"Holy Testicle Tuesday!!!"
 
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah. What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura: Fiber.


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
 
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