True. Expecting Drew Bledsoe to run a "dynamic" ball control offense is like cramming an 8-track into a CD player and expecting it to play. You're more likely to see the Olson Twins in an issue of Playboy or a Three's Company reunion than a "dynamic" Drew Bledsoe. A ball control offense requires something that Bledsoe doesn't possess: a brain. Its a large, fleshy organ responsible for thought, decision making, various voluntary and involuntary functions, and so forth. Quick decisions, hot reads, game management, low sacks, and other rudimentary football smarts characterize a successful QB in a ball control offense. The first thing you'll notice about these traits is that Drew Bledsoe possesses none of them. In fact, the last time Bledsoe flashed any promise to execute a single facet of a ball control offense harkens back to the days when a band named Gin Blossoms topped adult contemporary and a cloth known as flannel was still popular.