I can do better, what I really wanted to say was…..
Some of y’all need to quit watching football on Sunday’s!
Get a hobby, cart yer’ ass to Church, scrapbook, hopscotch,
Find a practice girl,
(don’t be like X wear a condom!
whatever floats your boat. Find something that makes you happy instead of nitpicking on every little thing in a football contest,
wanting coaches fired because “Random f**k Phins Fan from Coos Bay Oregon
(*made up name not an actual member) don’t agree with something the Dolphins coaches did or didn’t do.
Newsflash, We’re winning football games!!! Enjoy that!
Y’all would want poor 80 year old Gladys who volunteers at your work fired because her Macaroni and Cheese casserole at the company potluck wasn’t as tasty as last years!!
Send her packing with her arthritic hip, and teardrop in her milky cataract eye!
*”YOU SUCK GLADYS!! “
*”ITS NOT A TOP TEN CASSEROLE!!
*”YOUR THE NOAH IGBINOGHENE
OF MACARONI AND CHEESE MAKING!!”
(That’s how ridiculous some of you sound like!! Ridiculous….. like a booger I stick to this!!)
Rant over…..FINS UP!!