Dolphins 0-43 Patriots - #hottakes thread

[uk_dolfan]

Yes, I know you are angry. Yes, I know we will have lots of angry threads, try to contain most of it here

 

[dolphinfan41]

Bring out the brown bags. Trade everyone you can, and start over.

 

[Sleepy]

We're gonna make Dak look like Romo next week.

 

[ladeback]

Not even mad. Not worth it.

 

[SF Dolphin Fan]

One thing I don't get. Why was New England still passing up 37-0? I know Brady probably wanted to pad his stats, but come on.

 

[uk_dolfan]

Personally i'm totally chill. The face of our franchise is on his way in 14 more games and if we keep looking this bad we might even get a new GM to spend all of these picks

 

[Adam First]

The incompetence of this team is staggering, even for a team that's purposely trying to lose. I don't think Brian Flores makes it through the year if this continues

 

[Michael Scott]

Good if we end up with Tua.

Disastrous otherwise.

 

[phinskin]

Can we switch team identities with the jags? Since we have a team full, you know… Jags?

 

[zach attach]

Rosen is for real. Why tank the season for 1 person, who we may not even need?
He can throw, and with more time on the field, he will win games .

 

[Miami 13]

Dallas definitely getting their 40 burger next week.

 

[Digital]

We knew this would be painful. Well … all of us except those who saw the roster fire sale and proudly proclaimed we were not tanking.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Losing historically every week is definitely the way to turn the franchise around

 

[gofins60]

Okay, Flores had the perfect chance to NOT be shut out by kicking a FG at the end of the game. Instead, they went for it only to be intercepted. Sorry, but I have no faith in Flores now. Sure, getting 3 points instead of being shut out is not that big of a deal, but to a team that has been out-played, out-coached, and pushed around, little victories can mean a lot.

 

[BobDole]

At least the unis looked good ...

The one positive in the short term is we don't have to read insane posts about how the dolphins aren't tanking or how tanking *doesn't even exist* in the NFL. What on earth are you doing while football is on besides not having any idea what you're looking at?

We need to make badges for people after being wrong for the 100th consecutive time so people know to skip that ****.