LAphinfan said:I'm with you Slappy. Rome is OK when his ego is in check (which is rarely), but the truth is his ego is out of control. He is about due for another beat down. Here are some possible scenarios:
1. JR repeatedly refers to super rookie Channing Crowder as "Carol Channing Crowder" during an interview. Crowder then applies a liberal amount of baby powder to his gloved hand and bi$%# slaps Rome so hard he cries.
2. JR blithely calls Shaq "Shaky Oneal" then accuses him of "obviously faking a thigh injury during the NBA playoffs." Oneal laughs it off the first time, then, when Rome insists on calling him out, Shaq palms Romey by the head and slam dunks him into the nearest waste basket while he calmly says into the camera, "Interview over."
3. After calling retired hockey enforcer Marty McSorley "M & M", Rome questions the exact nature of McSorley's relationship with Gretzky when the two played together. McSorley proceeds to pull Jim Rome's black Armani sweater over his head and pound him until Rome deliriously admits that Canada rules.
:roflmao:
Any of these scenarios are possible and would do the trick. Expect Rome to hire the entire staff of bouncers from Jerry Springer to stand next to him during all future interviews. What do the rest of you think?
Now that is some funny stuff. Good ideas all three.
I don't know though about him hiring the Springer bouncers, he'd probably make some smart azz comment toward the big guy with the shaved head, who would then decide to slap Rome around himself.