merged:What Would Jesus Do?

[yankeehillbilly]

He'd draft himself, and start at QB.

nah, no "killer" instinct.
He'd probably be pretty good throwing the "Hail Mom" pass though

 

[yankeehillbilly]

Can you imagine the postgame parties? Florida is nearly surrounded by water....and this guy turns water into wine!!!

 

[Jimi]

He would grant us the Top 5 picks in the draft(since he is a Fin Fan) and we would take: (my choices)

Alex Smith
Ronnie Brown
Mike Williams
DJ
Pac Man Jones

Hes not a genie

 

[painnotpleasure]

Moses could definitely open up some holes by using that whole "parting the red sea" sceme. He would make a good blitzing LB as well using that same tool

LET MY RECEIVERS GO...............OUT LONG!

 

[Spicy Henne]

jesus could also double for team medic and spiratual advisor

It just so happens that ever since Saban fired the last priest, there's been an opening at the position. He should apply.

 

[dlphns8405]

WOW:roflmao: this has to be the stupidest but funiest thread i've ever read in my life........:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[inFINSible]

When you ask for strength, God sends hardship to make you stronger.

For that reason, I don't want him running our draft.

 

[finsnchips]

Hes not a genie

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

class!!

 

[finsnchips]

When you ask for strength, God sends hardship to make you stronger.

For that reason, I don't want him running our draft.

dw, he already sent Wanny, Spielman, Ricky... now thats what I call hardship.

now for the strength... Saban, #2...

 

[Denverfinfan]

What would Brian Boitano(sp) do?
(Sorry, just a little South Park humor)

 

[Whitedolphin54]

He'd draft himself, and start at QB.

He still wouldn't be as good as Dan

 

[THOMAS_54]

He would grant us the Top 5 picks in the draft(since he is a Fin Fan) and we would take: (my choices)

Alex Smith
Ronnie Brown
Mike Williams
DJ
Pac Man Jones

I agree that Jesus would give us the Top 5 draft picks, but I would pick

Ronnie Brown
Braylon Edwards
Derrick Johnson
Antrell Rolle
Then trade down the 5th to get Shazor and Bass
Then he would give up the #1 pick overall next year so we can draft Matt Leinhart. I love my imagination.:D

 

[ih8brady]

He would grant us the Top 5 picks in the draft(since he is a Fin Fan) and we would take: (my choices)

Alex Smith
Ronnie Brown
Mike Williams
DJ
Pac Man Jones

And instead of having to pay these rookies with money, he'd give them get-into-heaven free passes.

 

[LZoeller12]

:roflmao:

He'd draft himself, and start at QB.

:roflmao:

 

[THOMAS_54]

And instead of having to pay these rookies with money, he'd give them get-into-heaven free passes.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: