The Tank is Officially Derailed

[Rev Kev]

How can a tank be derailed if there never was a tank to begin with?

If you trade all your better players who were at best average for you to begin with - and replaced them with more average players who no one had ever heard of... Some people are still making a case they are trying to win?!?

 

[Superself]

Only the Dolphins could screw up a tank. Welcome back 7-9 for the next 20 years.

Only deranged fans would conjure up and buy in on the absurdity of tanking.

 

[deester11]

Only deranged fans would conjure up and buy in on the absurdity of tanking.

But we won..why? LOL... this is the most fun season ever. Ha. The meltdowns, the tank...love this team.

 

[SCOTTY]

It was never ever a tank. It was always and still is a rebuild. I don't want the #1 pick and I don't think we need it. We are rebuilding and are ahead of schedule in my opinion. You can take your tank and stick it up your tank.

 

[skeet101]

Plot twist. Miami wins out finishing 7-9. Pit and Houston in the playoffs and all picks are 12+.

 

[Semedi]

There was never a tank.

But cool story, bro!

There was; our idiot coach just couldn't get with the program. Oh well, here's to another decade of rancid football!

 

[circumstances]

There was, our idiot coach just couldn't get with the program. Oh well, here's to another decade of rancid football!

You are incorrect, sir!

 

[deester11]

There was, our idiot coach just couldn't get with the program. Oh well, here's to another decade of rancid football!

Absolutely. How could we get a coach who wins with nobodies? It's a debacle considering every NFL expert said we had the worst talent ever collected. And yet..the Dolphins win. The nerve of this dumb HC.

 

[SCOTTY]

People with miserable lives live with the sadness of a non tank.

I am super excited we beat the Eagles!!

 

[laxcoach]

The point is if we lost we would have the #1 pick we also lost to Cinci.

I’m stoked Flores looks like a gem and we’re playing hard, but winning is meaningless for a team who’s 80% of on field personnel won’t be here next year.

serious question: do you want Flores to be a crappy coach, or do you want him throwing games?

 

[Virginia99]

There was never a tank.

But cool story, bro!

If that's true, why did we trade Tunsil and Fitzpatrick?

 

[kenneth c cooper]

Well there goes our chance at a top 5 pick with this win vs Philadelphia.

I heard where still in the top 5

 

[Kev7]

serious question: do you want Flores to be a crappy coach, or do you want him throwing games?

My Serious answer is I wish the eagles caught the Hail Mary. I just want to lose and look good doing it.

 

[Vaark]

 

[Kev7]

If that's true, why did we trade Tunsil and Fitzpatrick?

This.

why do you trade a franchise LT for any compensation at all if your not trying to lose?

you need to spend one of those picks just trying to replace him.
This season was all about putting ourselves in position to get a franchise QB. Let’s hope they know what they’re doing.