I would probably slap him silly and look at him like he is stupid, kind of like people that compare apples to oranges
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Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar.
By the way, I only post in the Doplhins section, because I am not familar with how to post in other sections,
It's totally messed up, trying to post in other sections. First you have to submit a request i triplicate to a moderator, then answer two riddles, write a short essay and solve a medium-hard sudoku puzzle.
Some people take things way to seriously!
Man, I am SO serious. I am sitting here seething with rage. I already wrote my senator and complained to the better posting bureau.