Jabs about people's usernames are lame. Lame. And yours isn't even a good version of a lame jab. It's more like if Pee Wee Herman did the "I know you are but what am I" bit and then shat himself.
I actually have to ask in all sincerity what you're even attempting with these last few posts. Is it to be funny? Because I truly can't even tell. Add a laugh track or something, like an old episode of Bonanza. Borrow the jokes, too, while you're at it.
And I cry every time I read threads like this on the forum. Absolutely infested with brain worms, and some of these people have and are going to breed, too.