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I'M JUMPING FOR JOY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS SEASON
More positivity: McMillian impresses
I will merge this with @Vaark's feel good thread in about 5 mins.... but after a year of Jay Cutler hell I just wanted to ask - how ****ing good does it feel to have a real qb again?
awful music, ****ing great tweet
Edit: Done. Still feels ****ing great to see him back though
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If HALF of the things that went wrong last year just...don't go spectacularly wrong this year? Then this team is going to surprise a lot of people.
1) Is the projected starting QB going to be the starting QB in September? I feel better about that now than I did at this point last year.
2) Is our projected starting MLB going to be lost for the year to an ACL injury on the first play of preseason? Let's hope not.
3) Is a hurricane going to tear through South Florida on Opening Day weekend, resulting in 16 straight games played? Absolutely no freaking way. This is going to happen in 2019...possibly twice, because my wife and I will be putting our house on the market and getting ready to move to Florida. So I'll have to hear "Are we sure this is a good idea?" for six months.
4) Is there going to be an ungodly road trip from the West Coast of the US, to the East Coast of the US, to LONDON in a two-week swing? No. Also, that little bit cost the Fins a home game. Not this year.
5) Is an established veteran and replacement starting MLB going to lose his mind the night before the first game of the season and go AWOL? PROBABLY not.
6) Is one of the coaching staff going to snort cocaine and get involved in an affair with a hooker? Well...it is Miami. But probably not.
7) Is the starting CB going to get demoted and then get released for basically not doing his job? God, I hope not.
8) Is the starting running back going to be a locker room cancer and get traded away for a fourth round pick? Let's hope not.
2017 was a staggeringly bizarre and incredibly unlucky car crash of a season for Miami. Just...too many unlikely and unpredictable things happened. When an actual Act of God derails your season on Opening Day? We probably should have known to buckle up and buy lots of alcohol.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If HALF of the things that went wrong last year just...don't go spectacularly wrong this year? Then this team is going to surprise a lot of people.
I literally lol'ed at this.3) Is a hurricane going to tear through South Florida on Opening Day weekend, resulting in 16 straight games played? Absolutely no freaking way. This is going to happen in 2019...possibly twice, because my wife and I will be putting our house on the market and getting ready to move to Florida. So I'll have to hear "Are we sure this is a good idea?" for six months.
2017 was a staggeringly bizarre and incredibly unlucky car crash of a season for Miami. Just...too many unlikely and unpredictable things happened. When an actual Act of God derails your season on Opening Day? We probably should have known to buckle up and buy lots of alcohol.