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Areas That Mike McDaniel Needs to Improve in Year Two with the Miami Dolphins

A few more for consideration:

1. Tsk tsk. No more discreet unsponsored vaping on the sidelines during the game. The Shield expects its cut, even when you try to secretly puff the magic dragon.

2. For every press conference or interview “umm”, you (McDaniel) are expected to contribute $5 to the Tyreek Hill boat captain bribe slush fund. Note: Not to exceed $200.

3. Watching MacGruber with Tua is great. Admitting publicly you like the movie is something altogether different. Have your taste bud enhancement surgery scheduled. Soon, please.

4. Don’t stop with the “I wish it was colder” t-shirt smack talk with Bills. Step it up to “I ❤️ psychedelics, too” prior to both Jets games. And how about an “Orchids of Asia Day Spa” t-shirt for the Patriots (even though it might rub Kraft the wrong way…)

5. Film a Lethal Weapon training camp hype video with you and Chris Grier. You do something crazy (like passing the ball on 4th and inches) then have the camera pan to Grier who takes off his white baseball cap, rubs his temples saying, “I’m too old for this ****!”
You laugh and do it again, and again…and again.

6. Your watch game is epic. But for every loss this year you‘re required to downgrade a brand class. If by November you’re wearing Fossil, you’ll kindly be asked to leave and @CMD will finish the season as HC.

7. Your shoe game is on point too. But for every play you‘re slow in relaying to Tua, @Fin-Loco gets to scuff your Yeezys with his grill brush. Any losses to AFCE foes requires downgrade to camo Crocs.

If Tua can transform in one offseason for the good of the team, so can you…
 
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EasyRider said:
He could improve as a HC tremendously if he hired a capable OC
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Frank Smith is a capable OC.

McD is a better OC. His system. His play design. He is going to call plays, regardless of who has the OC title.

Maybe you prefer a new HC?
 
AquaHawk said:
A few more for consideration:

1. Tsk tsk. No more discreet unsponsored vaping on the sidelines during the game. The Shield expects its cut, even when you try to secretly puff the magic dragon.

2. For every press conference or interview “umm”, you (McDaniel) are expected to contribute $5 to the Tyreek Hill boat captain bribe slush fund. Note: Not to exceed $200.

3. Watching MacGruber with Tua is great. Admitting publicly you like the movie is something altogether different. Have your taste bud enhancement surgery scheduled. Soon, please.

4. Don’t stop with the “I wish it was colder” t-shirt smack talk with Bills. Step it up to “I ❤️ psychedelics, too” prior to both Jets games. And how about an “Orchids of Asia Day Spa” t-shirt for the Patriots (even though it might rub Kraft the wrong way…)

5. Film a Lethal Weapon training camp hype video with you and Chris Grier. You do something crazy (like passing the ball on 4th and inches) then have the camera pan to Grier who takes off his white baseball cap, rubs his temples saying, “I’m too old for this ****!”
You laugh and do it again, and again…and again.

6. Your watch game is epic. But for every loss this year you‘re required to downgrade a brand class. If by November you’re wearing Fossil, you’ll kindly be asked to leave and @CMD will finish the season as HC.

7. Your shoe game is on point too. But for every play you‘re slow in relaying to Tua, @Fin-Loco gets to scuff your Yeezys with his grill brush. Any losses to AFCE foes requires downgrade to camo Crocs.

If Tua can transform in one offseason for the good of the team, so can you…
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No. 7!! You have to donate those kicks to me, we're probably the same size.
 
Mach2 said:
Frank Smith is a capable OC.

McD is a better OC. His system. His play design. He is going to call plays, regardless of who has the OC title.

Maybe you prefer a new HC?
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Didn’t say that. Would like to see McD clean up his messes as a HC. I always say a new HC deserves a second year unless it was a total abomination. First I don’t like my HC handling dual roles, I never did. And he made a **** load of bad mistakes as an OC. What do you want to be? Choose one and be the best at it. However, he has new personnel, let’s see if he improves with it
 
Clock Managment will be immediatly fixed with Fangio on board, along with special teams.
All the presnap motion is his second major killer. He leaves the OL in a down position for way to long. Hence why we had the penalties, I think Conners was ranked really high on Penalties.

One thing I am pretty sure of is McyD will fix his mistakes. He is just that type of person.

May Tua stay healthy and we can make a nice playoff run.
 
EasyRider said:
Didn’t say that. Would like to see McD clean up his messes as a HC. I always say a new HC deserves a second year unless it was a total abomination. First I don’t like my HC handling dual roles, I never did. And he made a **** load of bad mistakes as an OC. What do you want to be? Choose one and be the best at it. However, he has new personnel, let’s see if he improves with it
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I guess you wouldn’t want Andy Reid or Kyle Shanahan either? Two of the best in the business.
 
People on Finheaven get mad at me but….

McD is a 9-7 coach - forgivable for a first year coach.

But he’s not done JACK!

So until he does he’s a 9-7 coach.

Hoping he gets over himself and wins a playoff game.

So far I don’t see it - but hell I’ve been thru Cam Cameron and Flores and Pornstache and Jokey Johnson! So whatevs…

Hoping McD is not another head coach flunkie - jury’s out right now!
 
EasyRider said:
Didn’t say that. Would like to see McD clean up his messes as a HC. I always say a new HC deserves a second year unless it was a total abomination. First I don’t like my HC handling dual roles, I never did. And he made a **** load of bad mistakes as an OC. What do you want to be? Choose one and be the best at it. However, he has new personnel, let’s see if he improves with it
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I understand you don't want the same guy doing overall game management AND calling plays.

I doubt that is an option here for the time being, irrespective of who is the OC. Your post said you wanted him to hire a "capable" OC. I was just pointing out that that is not really what you want. You want him to give up either the play calling duties or the HC duties. I'm saying that is not realistic at this time.
 
raving said:
People on Finheaven get mad at me but….

McD is a 9-7 coach - forgivable for a first year coach.

But he’s not done JACK!

So until he does he’s a 9-7 coach.

Hoping he gets over himself and wins a playoff game.

So far I don’t see it - but hell I’ve been thru Cam Cameron and Flores and Pornstache and Jokey Johnson! So whatevs…

Hoping McD is not another head coach flunkie - jury’s out right now!
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🤡🙄
 
Mcganiel said:
Clock Managment will be immediatly fixed with Fangio on board, along with special teams.
All the presnap motion is his second major killer. He leaves the OL in a down position for way to long. Hence why we had the penalties, I think Conners was ranked really high on Penalties.

One thing I am pretty sure of is McyD will fix his mistakes. He is just that type of person.

May Tua stay healthy and we can make a nice playoff run.
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Why do you think VF will have a major impact on clock management? I think the defense not putting us in bad situations as often will certainly help, but I doubt Fangio will be handling clock management philosophy.

McD's scheme uses a lot of shifts and motions to create advantageous matchups and put defenses in no win scenarios. The linemen need to learn to deal with it and become more disciplined if that is an issue.
 
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