Gee...looks like hit a nerve huh? So I can go on my streak in getting your goat (is that why you chose the name ? lol) and continue winning I'll reply;
1) Glad you agree stick figures for communication would be for the best to aid in your comprehension. And just how would Mr. Magoo get his hands on a nuclear weapon ?? (oh, sorry, "thermonuclear" - using big words to appear smart, huh? - yeah, that's what people do who are insecure about their intelligence). You do know Mr. Magoo is not a real person, right?? (just checking in case he exists as a real person in your fantasy world along with Tannehill who resides there as the best QB to come along since Marino). Sorry, hope I didn't ruin your fantasy like when you found out at age 30 that Santa Claus wasn't real.
2) So you're fluent in childish speech or dog speak/ "language"??...lol...no surprise. I bet you sit around yelling & preaching at your poor dog (who is as tired as most of us here about it) about how great Tannehill is, it's not his fault, people just don't understand, and everyone is against him, blah, blah, blah....the dog probably just barks (which you take as the dog understanding and being in agreement) to shut you up and get some rest. Don't care a bit about being labeled a Tannehater since I don't care about the opinions of the delusional who declare it. BTW, thanks for the compliment of my being "staggeringly inventive" (just like Tesla, Edison, etc....by implication you are saying I am a genius and I modestly will not argue that point).
Nice to know (but not too surprising) that you are well versed in the homophobic slur world and proper spelling of such insults....experience is a good teacher apparently.
So.....in an effort to terminate this ongoing conflict (which I obviously continue to win since you can't keep from wearing your heart on your frilly sleeve) I will attempt to end it like your dog does to make you, although erroneous and delusional as always, happy and self satisfied that you are right:
"Woof, woof!!"