I heard Ross is going to interview a bunch of hot coaching candidates - including Nick Saban - who will all turn him down. After publically humiliating Ross by turning the job down, he is going to give Philbin a contract extension to smooth over his ruffled feathers. The team, understanding that this is a false gesture will quit on him and begin next season 0-7, before going on a meaningless run and thereby ruining the organization's chances of getting a good first round draft position.