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Master!

I hear ya on Buffalo, but then he came right back on short week and made Andy Dalton, who was so great coming in, and made him look....well...jonathan martin like.
 
finfan54 said:
Master!

I hear ya on Buffalo, but then he came right back on short week and made Andy Dalton, who was so great coming in, and made him look....well...jonathan martin like.
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Poor young grasshopper, your orange and teal enthusiasm has elevated inconsistency to the ranks of preparedness, motivation, and a solid game plan.
Think long on this, grasshopper: The lion is king of the jungle, but if he is outsmarted by the field mouse, fewer will respect or fear him.
 
i hope we are not stupid enough to fire the only competent head coach we have had in quite a long time...
 
JTC111 said:
Poor young grasshopper, your orange and teal enthusiasm has elevated inconsistency to the ranks of preparedness, motivation, and a solid game plan.
Think long on this, grasshopper: The lion is king of the jungle, but if he is outsmarted by the field mouse, fewer will respect or fear him.
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And so who is the king of the Jungle this year Master!?
 
finfan54 said:
And so who is the king of the Jungle this year Master!?
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Listen to my story, young grasshopper...

On a brisk fall afternoon, a very young brave and his grandfather were walking across a grassy plain when the young boy spotted a band of wild horses. His eyes were drawn to a majestic black and white pinto who was galloping at the head. The boy stared at the animal in awe, tugged at a beaded leather strip hanging from his grandfather's deer skin jacket and said, "Grandfather, someday I will catch that horse."

The grandfather replied with a question, "How do you catch a loose horse?"

The young brave, never having caught a horse in the wild, quizzically looked up at his grandfather. "I don't know, grandfather, how do you catch a loose horse?"

"Make a noise like a carrot," came the old man's reply.

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The NFL is very bad at making a noise like a carrot this year. They will not catch the Broncos.
 
JTC111 said:
Listen to my story, young grasshopper...

On a brisk fall afternoon, a very young brave and his grandfather were walking across a grassy plain when the young boy spotted a band of wild horses. His eyes were drawn to a majestic black and white pinto who was galloping at the head. The boy stared at the animal in awe, tugged at a beaded leather strip hanging from his grandfather's deer skin jacket and said, "Grandfather, someday I will catch that horse."

The grandfather replied with a question, "How do you catch a loose horse?"

The young brave, never having caught a horse in the wild, quizzically looked up at his grandfather. "I don't know, grandfather, how do you catch a loose horse?"

"Make a noise like a carrot," came the old man's reply.

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The NFL is very bad at making a noise like a carrot this year. They will not catch the Broncos.
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ah the coachless broncos!

Ah Master! You are so correct. You catch wild horse with a QB, not a coach.
 
Master!

The carrots ankles.... have seemed.... to take a turn... for the worst.

How can the carrott..... catch the horse.... with painful ankles?
 
finfan54 said:
Master!

The carrots ankles.... have seemed.... to take a turn... for the worst.

How can the carrott..... catch the horse.... with painful ankles?
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Grasshopper, you seem to have your horses and carrots mixed up.
 
JTC111 said:
"Master"... I like that.

Well young grasshopper, let's start with the coaching staff he's assembled. We have a very inexperienced quarterback and Philbin hired a very inexperienced quarterback coach to teach him. Nepotism trumped necessity in that case. Next, he hired Mike Sherman to call the offense and Sherman just isn't very good at play-calling.

Let's move on... stay with me here, grasshopper. It's Sunday, October 20th. The Miami Dolphins, after starting 3-0, are now 3-2 having lost the previous two games. We can right the ship though. We have a bye-week and all that extra time to prepare for a division game at home against the Bills. Division games being incredibly important and often a deciding factor in making the playoffs, we expect the Dolphins to come out fired up and beat the Bills. We expect our new coach to have this team primed, pumped, and prepared to smack the Bills in the mouth and raise our hands in victory when the ref blows the last whistle of the day. But it doesn't happen that way. Instead of being pumped to beat a division rival on our home turf, we come out flat and uninspired. And we lose. Despite having an extra week to prepare, we lose to an inferior division opponent.

Come grasshopper, let's travel to the next hill, shall we? We have an offensive guard who has managed to make himself unwelcome at every goddamned stop in his football career. The man has serious character flaws and left to his own devices can find trouble the way a hound can find a fox. Everything about this guy's history indicates that he needs some kind of mentor or at least someone to nudge him in the right direction. But instead of setting that man up to succeed, Philbin allows him to assume a leadership role on a young team. Philbin set him up to fail.

Now sit, my young apprentice, and contemplate these words: One does not have to live with the wasp to know it's nature if one has seen a wasp before.
In peace, I leave you now.
And make sure my car is washed in the morning.
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Sometimes you have to know you will never reach some people and just give up my friend. This guy is one of them.
 
hooshoops said:
i hope we are not stupid enough to fire the only competent head coach we have had in quite a long time...
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The situation we're in is why I was so incensed on getting rid of Ireland last season, in my mind there were only two possible outcomes:

A. Philbin and Tannehill would be good enough to win in spite of Ireland but we would never be serious contenders because of Ireland

B. Exactly what has come to pass. Philbin needed more than two years to implement his system but Ireland's ineptness was too great to overcome and now the baby gets thrown out with the bathwater.
 
finfan54 said:
and thats why Kung Fu wasnt really that great a show.
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I support anyone who's coaching our team and I hope for the best. I like Philbin but he really hasn't done anyting in particular that leads me to believe we're going to win a superbowl with him as the HC. Not saying he can't lead us there, just that he hasn't shown anything special. The hard thing for me was to see how we had 2 weeks to prepared to play the last place Bills at home and with their 4 string QB and we lost that game. If he's going to take us to a superbowl, he needs to win those games.

Ozzy rules!!
 
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