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Here is what i think the miami defense is missing

Spesh said:
You guys got it all wrong: we need a Japanese linebacker.

I mean, he wouldnt be afraid to kamikaze the line of scrimmage, right? And he'd really know how to blow up a play.
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History shows that they can deliver hits but tend to collapse when the other team gets physical in return.
 
I was bummed out when Dat Ngyuen retired. I thought he was the first in a whole generation of Vietnamese football players. They're absolute naturals at football. Compare this:

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NFL play diagram.

To this:

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Ho Chi Minh Trail.

Amazing, amirite? And need I say something about their work ethic, which is just freakish? There, I said it anyway.

So pffft to the OP. Forget white guys. Forget black guys. Give me some yellow guys.
 
NVA & VC messed us up during the Tet offensive.
 
Arsenal WV said:
NVA & VC messed us up during the Tet offensive.
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You certainly can't knock their effort, perseverance and creativity. I think Walrus is onto something. Only problem is that the player would be a pinko at best and this 'Merica dammit.
 
tylerdolphin said:
You certainly can't knock their effort, perseverance and creativity. I think Walrus is onto something. Only problem is that the player would be a pinko at best and this 'Merica dammit.
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Nah. Everyone knows the NFL is socialist anyways.

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Arsenal WV said:
NVA & VC messed us up during the Tet offensive.
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Truly the zone blitz of war. I hear Dick LeBeau is actually 1/64 Thai, which probably explains it.
 
Is Basque_Atlantean allowed to comment on this thread? Because no one's researched this topic quite like him.
 
tylerdolphin said:
****in Obama, man.

Only he could take a red blooded American sport and make it into a commie test run.
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Problem is if we let the market take over and try to export the jobs overseas... it just ends up back in Vietnam again.

No matter what we do, they win. :(
 
TheWalrus said:
I was bummed out when Dat Ngyuen retired. I thought he was the first in a whole generation of Vietnamese football players. They're absolute naturals at football. Compare this:


NFL play diagram.

To this:


Ho Chi Minh Trail.

Amazing, amirite? And need I say something about their work ethic, which is just freakish? There, I said it anyway.

So pffft to the OP. Forget white guys. Forget black guys. Give me some yellow guys.
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Hey, dont forget they would never miss the snap count. That said, there is one concern when another team inevitably copies our defenses approach:

[video=youtube;Qqa5_kN5DJo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqa5_kN5DJo[/video]
 
Spesh said:
Hey, dont forget they would never miss the snap count. That said, there is one concern when another team inevitably copies our defenses approach:
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Sadly, yes. No matter what happens, the Dolphins will suck. I just assumed we all knew that.
 
tylerdolphin said:
Maybe we should try recruit some Somalians?
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We could, but then Ross would be stuck. I mean, god forbid our owner try and fly to the stadium in his helicopter, our entire roster would be trying to murder him.

Not to mention there would be some sort of gang/pirate war whenever we played the Bucs and Raiders.
 
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