Let me begin by saying that I hope your insurance covers butthurt because you have a bad case of it.
Tannehill is/was as a person in the Twitterverse claimed, "The Miami Dolphins of NFL quarterbacks."
Is it his fault that he can't recognize a disguised blitz, was either the least mobile QB or the stupidest for getting sacked as much as he did, can't understand how to NOT sndown the ball EVERY down with 1 second left on the playclock, usually makes the first throw just fine until it's taken away and he has to be a quarterback...maybe it is.
What is not his fault is owners restructuring his contract so it makes it so uncomfortable getting rid of him, it's also not his fault that our brass isn't as savvy as the brass of Baltimore...who saw that Flacco was the best Flacco he was going to be...and they drafted Jackson, of Kansas Cory who saw that Alex Smith was the best Alex Smith he was ever going to ne... and drafted Mahomes. We could have done this with Rosen, but we instead we put all our eggs in the basket of a QB who has been a .500 QB since Texas A&M.
I had to LOL when you added Larsen to the mix...as if he's a factor, when he's just another bad judgement from Gase, who has plenty.
That said, if you don't have any major medical tou can always sit in your local emergency room and wait your turn for some butthurt creme.