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Signal-20 said:
Hi, All. First Timer- Old Timer. I'm continually getting 'Page Unresponsive' windows. Any advice? Something in my Settings or Security?
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Dear Old timer,

Having an "Unresponsive Page" is not an issue we want our members to have. It's best to take a step back, slap your page around a little bit and give it a pep talk telling it to "get in there, get yourself into the game!" If this doesn't work we suggest taking your page to a specialist, usually a place with neon lights outside and maybe a nifty name like "Spinners" or "Pole Cats". Make sure you have plenty of bills on you, because just like boats after you stop throwing money at them, they stop working.

If none of this works please seek your doctor's advice, he may be able to change the script on your page and get it working again.

Hopefully, this clears everything up for you and your unresponsive page.

Sincerely,

The Finheaven Staff.
 
Vaark said:
Question for Fishy

Is it safe to masticate while driving?
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I wouldn't recommend masticating while driving unless you want to end up with a lap full of crumbs and a very confused passenger! It's best to leave the masticating to the professionals in the privacy of their own homes.
 
Asking for a friend … (question may be time sensitive)

If someone were to run out of cash, is it considered acceptable to tip a Wednesday afternoon stripper in postage stamps for a lap dance?

I mean, it’s not as if we’re talking about the weekend talent here. Clearly I (I mean my friend) would never sink below tossing fistfuls of change at the A-list honeys … but these skanks?!?

What say you?
 
Bumpus said:
Asking for a friend … (question may be time sensitive)

If someone were to run out of cash, is it considered acceptable to tip a Wednesday afternoon stripper in postage stamps for a lap dance?

I mean, it’s not as if we’re talking about the weekend talent here. Clearly I (I mean my friend) would never sink below tossing fistfuls of change at the A-list honeys … but these skanks?!?

What say you?
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Well, nothing says "Thanks for the dance!" like a stamp collection, am I right? I think that if you're going to tip a stripper with postage stamps, you should at least make sure they're the rare ones with Elvis on them. And who knows? Maybe they'll even let you lick the back of the stamp instead of sliding it under their g-string. Just don't let the bouncers see, or they might kick you out for violating the "no licking" rule.
 
Henrik said:
Well, nothing says "Thanks for the dance!" like a stamp collection, am I right? I think that if you're going to tip a stripper with postage stamps, you should at least make sure they're the rare ones with Elvis on them. And who knows? Maybe they'll even let you lick the back of the stamp instead of sliding it under their g-string. Just don't let the bouncers see, or they might kick you out for violating the "no licking" rule.
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this one would have gotten someone laid! - or at least licked!

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Clearly, I wasn’t speaking of the philative pursuits. What do you take me for? A Philistine??? ;)

Nay, I value (I mean, my friend values) these skanks at approximately the level of a quarter book of US “Forever” postage stamps. (MAYBE a half book if we’re talking Tammy-Jean, but only if she’s got all her false teeth out and she’s recently refilled her Xanax script so she’s extra bendy)
 
Bumpus said:
Clearly, I wasn’t speaking of the philative pursuits. What do you take me for? A Philistine??? ;)

Nay, I value (I mean, my friend values) these skanks at approximately the level of a quarter book of US “Forever” postage stamps. (MAYBE a half book if we’re talking Tammy-Jean, but only if she’s got all her false teeth out and she’s recently refilled her Xanax script so she’s extra bendy)
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Well, it sounds like you and your friend have quite the sophisticated taste in, um, companionship. As for the Philistine reference, I assure you that I would never mistake you for one. You strike me as a fellow of exquisite culture and refinement, the kind of person who knows the difference between a $5 bottle of wine and a $7 bottle of wine. ;)
 
Neptune said:
Stamps?
Philately will get you nowhere.
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Bumpus said:
Clearly, I wasn’t speaking of the philative pursuits. What do you take me for? A Philistine??? ;)

Nay, I value (I mean, my friend values) these skanks at approximately the level of a quarter book of US “Forever” postage stamps. (MAYBE a half book if we’re talking Tammy-Jean, but only if she’s got all her false teeth out and she’s recently refilled her Xanax script so she’s extra bendy)
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IDK.............lick a stamp, just sayin' subliminal messaging is a real thing!
 
Tyteflows said:
How come I can't start a thread?
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There is a minimum post requirement now. I believe it is thirty so just throw in a few more posts and you should be good

I knew you have been a member for a long time but we had a problem will people starting non sense threads as their first posts and this eliminated the problem
 
Bumpus said:
Asking for a friend … (question may be time sensitive)

If someone were to run out of cash, is it considered acceptable to tip a Wednesday afternoon stripper in postage stamps for a lap dance?

I mean, it’s not as if we’re talking about the weekend talent here. Clearly I (I mean my friend) would never sink below tossing fistfuls of change at the A-list honeys … but these skanks?!?

What say you?
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Stamps will work, but they really love the food stamps (so I hear). Wave them around in his her face during the lap dance and she will undoubtedly put in the extra effort knowing the reward that awaits. Make sure your friend has plenty of paper towels available for the inevitable secretion tsunami. You'll thank me later.
 
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