I got one better for you okay:
C'e luna mezz'o mare Mamma mia m'a maritare Figlia mia a cu te dare Mamma mia pensace tu Se te piglio lu pesciaiole Isse vai isse vene Sempe lu pesce mane tene Se ce 'ncappa la fantasia Te pesculia figghiuzza mia Là lariulà pesce fritt'e baccalà Uei ***pà no calamare c'eggi'accattà (Basic English translation of above) There's a moon in the middle of the sea Mother, I want get married Girl, but to whom I would give you Mother, you should take care of this If I choose for you the fisherman He goes and he comes He always holds the fish in his hands If he gets an idea He could fish you, my little girl (BTW, the Italian word for fish is also slang for dick.) Ohh Mama La la la la la la Ohh Mama La la la la la la Mamma dear come over hear And see who's looking in my window It's the baker boy and look he's got a cannoli in his hands If you marry the baker boy He will come and he will go He will always mix the flower in the pan If you marry the baker boy He'll have a cannoli in his hand Ohh Mama La la la la la la Ohh Mama La la la la la la Mamma dear come over hear And see who's looking in the window It's the musician and hes got An instrument in his hands If you marry the musician He will come and he will go He will always be playing in the band If you marry the musician He'll have the trumpet in his hand Ohh Mama La la la la la la Ohh Mama La la la la la la C' 'na luna mezz'u mare Mamma mia m'a maritare Figlia mia a cu te dare Mamma mia pensace tu
