U are a douche bag for being happy about injuries.
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You're right. Maybe I am a douche bag. But this is a f****** Miami Dolphins board and I am a f****** Miami Dolphins fan and the Jests are our arch-rivals. That means I want the Phins to beat them. Legal means, but any way, beat them. If you had watched Marshall get carted off the field yesterday, you wouldn't have been smiling on the inside knowing your team faced a lesser threat in a have-to-have game? Please. Give me a f****** break. I don't believe that s*** for a second. You didn't count the weeks until the Phins game when you heard Odrick broke his leg? Please.
No, I don't want to see a player-any player-crippled. But knocked out for a big game against my team? F*** yeah. And who knows, maybe not playing Miami will extend their life by keeping them from having the s*** kicked out of them by our defense.
I am tired of Jests fans coming on our board (even while their own team is playing, wtf?) and posting s***. What is this? Don't the Jests have a fan board? If I am a douche what do you call someone who is on a Phins board while your own game is in progress instead of sharing the joy with other green-clad Jests lovers? Long time Jests posters know I give props to the Jests when they deserve it.
When holdout queens get hurt because they were too attitudinal to attend training camp, that's a s***load of karma unloading on your sorry team.
I don't hate Jests players or even fans. Only two things I hate, your franchise and your loud-mouthed obnoxious coach who can eat some donuts and coach some defense (that's Buddy Ryans kid for sure). I want to see the Dolphins beat them by a zillion points every time we play. I haven't gotten my wish yet, but I'm still hoping.
If I'm a douche bag then I'm a f****** Miami Dolphins douche bag and I will wear that label proudly until they put me in the ground under a stone that reads, "Maybe he was a douche, but he loved his God, his wife, his kids, and his Dolphins. And he hated the Jests."
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GO PHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!