You would have been branded a blasphemer or a plain idiot had you uttered the following words anywhere in South Florida at the time of the trade last December: ``The Marlins will not miss Miguel Cabrera or Dontrelle Willis.''
Your only hope would have been that Marlins fans were booing the trade so loudly they didn't hear you. Now, six months later, lunacy is prophecy: The Marlins have not missed Cabrera or Willis. Not at all.
Funny how things work out sometimes, huh? Not funny in Detroit, but funny in general.
The supposedly World Series-caliber Tigers are in worse shape than the Detroit auto industry, sitting with the American League's third-worst record. The demoted, winless Willis is trying to rediscover his game in the low minors of Lakeland. And Cabrera, moved from third base to first to better disguise the liability that is his glove, has contributed to Detroit a meager-for-him eight home runs.
Now looky here:
The Marlins remain thick in the National League playoff hunt after Tuesday night's 5-4 home victory over Philadelphia moved the Fish back within three games of the Phils' East lead. No one game of 162 should be overdramatized, but this one felt like a large one.
Performances such as Ricky Nolasco's solid six innings for the victory have rendered Willis' departure largely unnoticed and surprisingly unlamented.
And -- mostly this -- Florida's home-run propensity has absorbed the loss of Cabrera's bat about as thoroughly as an ocean wave absorbs a sand castle.
The Marlins crushed three more homers Tuesday -- Hanley Ramirez, Jorge Cantu, Mike Jacobs -- to account for all five runs and continue a remarkable season of long ball.
Florida's baseball-leading 98 homers equate now to a season pace of 248, which would shatter the club-
record of 201 set last season with Cabrera leading the charge. (The all-time team record is 264 homers by Seattle in 1997).