Wouldn't it be funny if the "negotiations" are really like this:
Jeff Ireland: "Ok, this is my final offer...Randy Starks and next year's 2nd round pick for Carson."
Mike Brown: "For the last ****ing time, Jeff. CARSON PALMER IS NOT FOR SALE! That ginger **** can rot in hell, and so can you."
Jeff Ireland: "You're breakin my balls, Mike. How about we toss in Tyrone Culver?"
Mike Brown: (click)
(Ireland dials phone)
enduro: "Moshi moshi?"
Jeff Ireland: "Yo! Whassaaaaaaaaaa!"
enduro: "Nada dude, you get that fruit basket I sent ya?"
Jeff Ireland: "Great dates. How's the wife?"
enduro: "Ex-wife. She's a *****."
Jeff Ireland: "Is she a prostitute?"
enduro: "Why do you always ask that? How's the QB search goin?"
Jeff Ireland: "Mike Brown's being a dick, but I've got him right where I want him. It'll be Randy Starks and a high pick next year."
enduro: "Sweet, I'll go tell Finheaven."
Jeff Ireland: "Are any of them prostitutes?"
enduro: (click)