The human spare.
Coach From Finheaven
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RobertHorry
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Awsi probably has the best situational awareness on this forums. Would make for a good HC.
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I'd hire CK as my Director of Pro Personnel - he'd be in charge of contracts and the free agents we bring in. He already does a tremendous job in terms of studying players currently in the NFL and how they fit with the Dolphins in terms of scheme. I'm giving him full autonomy here. If it doesn't work, it's his fault. Don't tweet about me.
Secondly, I'd hire J-doll as my Director of College Scouting - the scouts would bring him their grades on prospects, and he'd have them screened by the time they got to my desk. He has a natural eye for talent that mostly coincides with my own. The buck stops with me here. If the player busts - it's J-doll's fault. Don't tweet about me.
Yep he seen it all over the years and knows the statistical importance of any situation. Be like having a baseball manager playing the odds.
Send in the lefty, and because he might carry 6 QB's this would be possible. LOL.
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Yeah thats a good spot for CK. He never posts anymore so I didn't consider him - but he should definitely be the Director of Pro Personnel.
lol smart way to detach any way to get blamed. Smart as a GM.
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Tua time!
On account of his demonstrated exceptional people skills, dedication to team play and laser focus, I'd bring back Princess Dirty Sheets :up:
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Not many options man. What would you do?
Fun thread....well done OP!
HC Hayden Fox
GM Albert Romano
Owner JDW
Couldn't lose with that staff.....
HC Hayden Fox
GM Albert Romano
Owner JDW
Couldn't lose with that staff.....
The Closer
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You lost me there.
- Bumpus' tears cure cancer. Too bad I have never cried.
- Bumpus built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Bumpus met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bumpus has 72... and they all have alcohol poisoning.
- Bumpus can out drink you with such intensity that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and complain about a hangover.
- Bumpus once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- While urinating, Bumpus is easily capable of welding titanium.
- Bumpus invented both aqua and orange. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. NYJunc invented pink.
- Bumpus once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three Jets fans through the heart with it.
- Bumpus couldn't do worse. At least not much worse.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bumpus.
- Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Bumpus bites the heads off of NY Jets.
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- Bumpus' tears cure cancer. Too bad I have never cried.
- Bumpus built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Bumpus met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bumpus has 72... and they all have alcohol poisoning.
- Bumpus can out drink you with such intensity that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and complain about a hangover.
- Bumpus once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- While urinating, Bumpus is easily capable of welding titanium.
- Bumpus invented both aqua and orange. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. NYJunc invented pink.
- Bumpus once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three Jets fans through the heart with it.
- Bumpus couldn't do worse. At least not much worse.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bumpus.
- Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Bumpus bites the heads off of NY Jets.
:funny:
U my favorite Bumpus
- Bumpus' tears cure cancer. Too bad I have never cried.
- Bumpus built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Bumpus met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bumpus has 72... and they all have alcohol poisoning.
- Bumpus can out drink you with such intensity that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and complain about a hangover.
- Bumpus once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- While urinating, Bumpus is easily capable of welding titanium.
- Bumpus invented both aqua and orange. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. NYJunc invented pink.
- Bumpus once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three Jets fans through the heart with it.
- Bumpus couldn't do worse. At least not much worse.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bumpus.
- Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Bumpus bites the heads off of NY Jets
-Bumpus is still working on the hand size issue
Updated it for you Bump.....
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Bump hands down. We might not win much but the presser's will be a blast and I guarantee we beat the Jets every year even if he has to knock out their head coach and QB pregame to ensure victory.